mortal kombat fatalities: byob edition

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Macnult

standing there with my arms crossed, hip hop beat playing, and dippy landing on my opponent

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:47

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SIDS Vicious

smoobled again....

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:48

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

u hold out the joint like you're gonna pass it, but pull it back at the last second and take a puff. you blow it in your opponent's face and they collapse to the floor spent while you mug for the camera

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:51

Trying

byobality is giving ur fallen opponent shades & and a hug

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:55

Trying

you'll get 'em next time, champ

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:55

SIDS Vicious

a hammock descends from the ether and you lift your opponent gently into it. they transform into a cat and the hammock lifts up into the top left corner of the arena

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:56

google THIS

Ripping out their still-beating heart, putting a cute little band-aid on it, giving it a little kiss and putting it back

# ? Nov 2, 2020 16:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

you stand back and watch your wobbling opponent type up a thread that on one responds to and as it falls off the first page they collapse

# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:28

SIDS Vicious

Luvcow posted:

you stand back and watch your wobbling opponent type up a thread that on one responds to and as it falls off the first page they collapse

oh no lol

# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:47

google THIS

You get a snail to flash them and their eyes bug out cartoonishly before they fall over

# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:51

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Luvcow posted:

you stand back and watch your wobbling opponent type up a thread that on one responds to and as it falls off the first page they collapse

a truly powerful poster is unphased by this experience. it happens to me all the time

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:52

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

You get a snail to flash them and their eyes bug out cartoonishly before they fall over

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Nov 2, 2020 17:52

pecan

dies in solidarity with my friend

# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:03

Khanstant

*typetyytypetypetypetypetypetype* FINISH HIM *votes 5*

# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:24

Trying

I HOPE THIS LOSS HELPS YOU GROW AS A FIGHTER *uppercut because i don't know any of the "special moves"*

# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:28

Stoner Sloth

friendship?

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# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:47

vanisher

A cat jumps in their lap and falls asleep

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# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:50

FutonForensic

i throw sand on thier butthole, making it completley untongueable. they beg for someone to eat they rear end, but everyone refuses to make eye contact ...game over

# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

i throw sand on thier butthole, making it completley untongueable. they beg for someone to eat they rear end, but everyone refuses to make eye contact ...game over

# ? Nov 2, 2020 19:56

Finger Prince

Stoner Sloth posted:

friendship?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:08

Macnult

Luvcow posted:

you stand back and watch your wobbling opponent type up a thread that on one responds to and as it falls off the first page they collapse

brutal

google THIS posted:

You get a snail to flash them and their eyes bug out cartoonishly before they fall over

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:12

Macnult

demonstrating good sportsmanship by shaking your opponent�s hand and saying �that was a good fight� and then they explode into thick, gory chunks because no matter what you do you�re still fighting in the Mortal Kombat tournament

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:15

Joey McChrist

i turn my opponent into a computer and butt the shitman fart comes back to post on them

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Macnult posted:

demonstrating good sportsmanship by shaking your opponent�s hand and saying �that was a good fight� and then they explode into thick, gory chunks because no matter what you do you�re still fighting in the Mortal Kombat tournament

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:16

google THIS

You just leave your opponent standing there in a daze until they get deleted on Tuesday

# ? Nov 2, 2020 21:05

Macnult

google THIS posted:

You just leave your opponent standing there in a daze until they get deleted on Tuesday

Tuesdality

# ? Nov 2, 2020 22:06

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Margeality where everyone becomes Marge from the Simpsons.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 15:44

Gluten Free Dad

You hug your opponent so hard that their vital organs explode out of their rear end: cuddality.

# ? Nov 3, 2020 15:59

SIDS Vicious

You cast some kind of dark necromantic spell, your opponents bones begin cracking and breaking and they slowly shrink to a much smaller much weirder size. they have become the tiny hosed up wolf

# ? Nov 3, 2020 16:00