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My bowels are powerful, they speak truth to power and have an insight that taps into the primodial aether of time itself. I remember waking up that November morning, I had university class to attend to at 11 am so I had some time before my commute. I turned on twitch.tv, and started watching a dota player named singsing. Singsing lived in the Netherlands but had been grifting his twitch chat by pretending to support then presidential candidate donald trump. He gained a big number of subscriptions by having the singWall twitch emote tied to his channel subscription. It was removed by admins because it's use was abused in other channels. At around 9am between games, he was going over the election predictions with fellow europeans. When he learned that trump had a 30% chance to win, he expressed shock. "Isn't that way too high? That's way too high, it's a 1 in 3 chance! Oh poo poo." His channel was confused by his response. He then went on a rant on how America is an awful country, how he would never want to be an american because people go bankrupt paying for hospital bills, how great his country's healthcare system was. He said that black men could be gunned downed in the street and that america is a terrible country. The chat continued to mindlessly support trump, as all of twitch chat did in 2016. I began my commute, this was before I starting listening to podcasts on my way to school. I was switching between npr and a public radio station that hosted democracy now. The npr coverage was a relaxed horse race coverage, confident in the earliest possible exit polls. Democracy Now hosted a segment about yet another group whose lives were destroyed by Obama's imperialism and then coverage warning of the dangers of a possible trump victory. I parked half a mile away from campus in order to avoid paying money for parking. I'm pretty sure I didn't eat breakfast that day. Which is why it was a shock when, two minutes away from my classroom door I felt a great wetness explode in the back of my pants. I knew immediately that I had poo poo my pants in public. I shimmied into a building as fast as possible and slipped into a toilet stall. It took me about 20 minutes of wiping and a full toilet roll to address the problem. My entire butt was covered in liquid poo poo. I took off my underwear and scrubbed it with toilet paper. I had to scrub the inside of my pants as well. I created a layer of toilet paper between my skin and underwear, and a second layer between my underwear and my pants. I could not walk into class like this, so I walked half a mile back to my car and drove home. Later, in a stunning upset hillary clinton had lost to donald trump. So, what are your election 2016 stories!?
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Alobar posted:do you poo poo yourself every day, OP? no, but my body is covered in painful, continuously oozing boils and cysts.
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Nov 3, 2020 10:17
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demostars posted:4 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame slacks in ti6 and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.
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Nov 3, 2020 10:17
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bowel update: it's dicey
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Nov 3, 2020 19:25
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no that was a good post pussy boss. I had a very healthy bowel movement in the toilet at 12 pm. Biden is going to win.
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Nov 3, 2020 21:10
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gh0stpinballa posted:my friend once twisted a bollock while trying to vote. but OP, get this: it wasn't his bollock. testicular contortion is no joke friend
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Nov 3, 2020 22:30
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didn't poo poo myself this year, i've grown as a person
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Nov 4, 2020 10:34
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