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Well it’s that time of week. Time to head out to buddy’s club house and slam a fiver into the doorman’s tip cup . Need him to look the other way while i get sideways on rolling rock and scour the place for a mid 40s smoker who’s gonna let me chow down on that midwestern muff. Any old yellow tinged softball mitt with some reps put through it will do |
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woman working at Subway: so, was that a yes to cheese and toasted, or?
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Nov 4, 2020 12:16
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i hitch up my tits, put on a fake smile, and shirk as i put on my high heels. but it's that time of the week (ladies night), and my prince may be waiting at buddys.
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Nov 4, 2020 22:58
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im drinking whiskey waters uncomfortably fast, thinking about trying to talk to this woman at the bar but dont wanna be a creep so i just peel apart the cardboard coaster |
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Nov 5, 2020 00:08
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I only go to dive bars to buy hard drugs |
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Nov 5, 2020 10:41
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I take a deep breath and step into the dive bar. Instantly, the room falls silent. An old man in a booth stares at me with undisguised hostility, his grey eyes looking deep into my soul. I try to ignore him as I walk to the bar. Can he see it, my many years buried secret? Do these patrons somehow know that I'm an egregious stroke? |
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Nov 5, 2020 10:51
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gently caress. I forgot to take off my snorkel |
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Nov 5, 2020 10:52
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I'm just here to eat rear end and drink whiskey, and my doctor says I have cirrhosis and should stop drinking. |
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Nov 5, 2020 14:45
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Jaguars! posted:gently caress. I forgot to take off my snorkel how embarrassing 
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Nov 5, 2020 15:56
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thanks for not saying anything, i say to thin air as i load up my own cup with ghb
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Nov 5, 2020 20:22
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when the bouncer took my fake ID I forgot what the birthday on it was so they know I'm actually 43 and not 28 like I tried to claim |
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Nov 5, 2020 20:32
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Wearing a Free Mustache Rides hat and a Thirsty for a Chocolate MILF shirt, drinking alone in the corner too nervous to talk to anybody. |
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Nov 5, 2020 20:43
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I only go to dive bars to buy hard drugs Iron Chef Ramen posted:I'm just here to eat rear end and drink whiskey, and my doctor says I have cirrhosis and should stop drinking. take the moon posted:thanks for not saying anything, i say to thin air as i load up my own cup with ghb using the free wifi at the dive bar to download pornography for later and check ebay auctions on my ipod touch
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Nov 5, 2020 20:46
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At least I finally have other friends to drink in silence with while I wait around all night too afraid to talk with any of the attractive ladies. |
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Nov 5, 2020 23:53
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the attractive redhead behind the bar keeps making eyes at me but i'm too invested in explaining the plot of Naked Lunch to an off-duty doordash driver to notice.
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Nov 6, 2020 00:04
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Images of my wife and children, to remind me why I do it all. A credit card, with all the obligations and debts weighing on my shoulders. Sometimes some cash, and fleeting thoughts of how much easier my life would be if I just spent it all on myself. And always stuffed with the receipts, the friction of a bureaucratic world, sometimes good, mostly wearing. Yes, even a simple check of one's ham wallet can be a confronting experience. |
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