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Update: HGB has MADE THE BURRITOHugeGrossBurrito posted:The making of the huge gross burrito, you can hear me breathing heavily at the end because I inhaled oyster fumes and was trying not to vomit lol Moderator HugeGrossBurrito has agreed that in the event of a Biden victory, he will eat a "Huge Gross Burrito". It has to be physically edible, and with ingredients he can get in a normal grocery store. Now let's get some definitions out of the way. Huge: This burrito gotta be big. How big must it be to classify as huge? I'd say minimum a foot long here, but I've seen some big burritos so let's not limit ourselves. Gross: I think the majority must agree that the burrito is gross. This is where creativity goes a long way. I've got some ideas. Burrito: Now we get to the controversial segment of burrito design. What is a burrito? I'd say for the sake of this, it's gotta be wrapped in a flatbread, preferably a tortilla, with a mix of fillings. They should be all mixed together so he doesn't get a big pocket of something at the end.  Suggestions are open. Components (to be expanded) Tortilla: Protein:Smoked Oysters (mashed and spread) Filling:Marshmallow Fluff Filling 2:Chickpeas soaked in glorious golden juices  Filling 3: Salsa (thats spanish for sauce): AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 21, 2020 |
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OhsH posted:Why stop at one protein thats just a starting template, making sure we get the minimums in for burrito status.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:12
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First off, I think beans are a foundational part of any burrito. To that end, I think we need to select a type of dried bean, and a liquid for it to soak/cook it in.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:15
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Two votes for Marshmallow fluff  Also like the chickpeas, definitely the most suitable bean for this imo
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Nov 5, 2020 23:22
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the marshmallow fluff is just a haute cuisine take on sour cream, if you think about it.
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Nov 5, 2020 23:27
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i think protein wise we should be fair and do a mix air: land: sea:
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Nov 5, 2020 23:35
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Can you melt circus peanuts? Could that be used as a bean cooking liquid?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:38
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So like a peanut-bean-cricket puree kinda thing via food processor? i think we're approaching human rights violations here
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Nov 5, 2020 23:43
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All right lots of good suggestions so far, but we need to get some order in here to come up with the final thing. So let's focus for a moment: Beans: Bean soaking liquid (if dried): I am leaning towards chickpeas as the most appropriate bean for a Trump burrito. Soaking liquid?
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Nov 5, 2020 23:53
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DoomedFish posted:Bean soaking fluid: the oil that sun-dried tomatoes are stored in. Alternately, hot dog water. I do think hot dog water is a must. I vote we boil hot dogs in apple juice and use the resulting delicious broth to soak and cook the chickpeas.
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Nov 6, 2020 02:31
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All right so I'm gonna go ahead and lock in a couple things here: Beans: Chickpeas reconstituted in apple juice Filling 1: Marshmallow fluff Let us now focus on the star of the show: Proteins. In honor of GBS I think one of the proteins needs to either be sardines or another delightful canned seafood product.
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Nov 6, 2020 19:15
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Quote is not edit hurrr
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Nov 6, 2020 19:15
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bob dobbs is dead posted:i dont give a gently caress about the other poo poo but i can mail order surstromming for hgb if other peeps are interested. best canned seafood product, instantly makes the second adjective hella true if hgb is comfortable w that id say that'd be an excellent protein
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Nov 6, 2020 20:21
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I have added a filling: smoked oysters mashed with a fork and a bit of mayo or cream cheese to make a refried bean smear along the entire tortilla(s)
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Nov 6, 2020 23:12
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whatever it takes to get a nice gloppy refried bean consistency
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Nov 6, 2020 23:21
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Every time I see that I get furious about just how dry that tortilla looks
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Nov 6, 2020 23:31
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God drat it e != quote again
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Nov 6, 2020 23:31
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Wendigee posted:I love smoked oysters 🤔 I do too but in the context of a burrito with marshmallow fluff? I think it's better that the burrito itself be gross rather than simply containing gross individual ingredients
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Nov 6, 2020 23:35
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All right, we have our beans (both refried and not), and our sour cream (marshmallow fluff). Let's hear some ideas for cheese: salsa: guacamole: cilantro:
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Nov 9, 2020 21:23
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i lied btw. i got BBQ pulled pork nachos instead of ramen
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Nov 10, 2020 02:14
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The Walrus posted:Cheese: just stinky blue cheese I would combine all these at midnight while high AF
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Nov 10, 2020 02:21
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:What about a frozen convenience store burrito in the middle im imagining a matryoshka doll of burritos starting at Tina's and working up to whatever the biggest 7-11 one is
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Nov 10, 2020 03:29
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Can we get a final ingredient list I want to make sure I bought everything Here's where we're at right now. Let's finalize the rest today? Tortilla: Beans: Chickpeas ala apple juice Protein 1/refried beans: smoked oysters & company Protein 2: Sour Cream:Marshmallow Fluff Salsa I think we get another protein and decide on the tortilla/salsa and then anything else is gravy
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Nov 10, 2020 17:29
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I bought extra large nasty looking flour tortillas, I thought I was soaking them in tuna water lol didn't realize we were set on that since you talked about making your own. sounds excellent 
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Nov 10, 2020 17:38
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Tortilla:Extra grande flour tortillas infused with tuna juice Beans: Chickpeas ala apple juice Protein 1/refried beans: smoked oysters & company Protein 2: Sour Cream:Marshmallow Fluff Salsa
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Nov 11, 2020 00:36
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ADDITIONAL INGREDIENT: rice maple brown sugar oatmeal
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Nov 11, 2020 00:37
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CHEESE: Limburger if available, strong blue cheese if not
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Nov 11, 2020 00:38
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Dude I never said you had to COOK the oysters!!!!! Jesus
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Nov 21, 2020 23:51
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The closeup at 10 minutes looks like it could be a legit delicious indian burrito
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Nov 22, 2020 00:47
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I am legit surprised at the reaction to the chickpeas in apple juice. I was certain going in that the biggest hurdle would be the tuna juice tortillas.
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Nov 22, 2020 01:00
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I'd be willing to give this another go lol all right back to the laboratory gbs. what's next? a sandwich? A shepherds pie? 
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Nov 26, 2020 18:20
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Philthy posted:Half pound burrito. Sorely tempted to challenge you to make and finish the burrito.
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