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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
6'8 absolute unit

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



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TheDon01 posted:

Ya Fetterman is cool as hell




powerful energy.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/macrotargeting/status/1346535983970471937?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

the yeti posted:

this disappointment serves me right for getting even slightly invested in electoralism

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Day of the Huge Weedlord is upon us.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
does he have a custom built bathtub? this is important to know.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Cloks posted:

don't care for fetterman but it's good for establishment Dems to eat poo poo

sometimes spite is all you got but i like the taste.

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1526914731902124032?s=20&t=AUTmvIczUDrRY-AByqMiZA

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://www.centredaily.com/news/politics-government/article261521477.html

This article is incredible, the main takeway seems to be that Lamb didn't listen to his consultants enough???

Democrat consultants cannot fail, they can only be failed. also you should have paid them more.

quote:

“Conor needed to show up a lot more and probably needed some blunder by John that never happened.”
other than holding a black man at gunpoint and having a stroke right before the election, i mean.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
this is relatable.

https://twitter.com/JonathanTamari/status/1532808918048587776?s=20&t=-7-czN4bcZ0ZwcqUCPzlSg

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's more relatable that he is dying of a preventable health condition. he's my large dying president.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

mawarannahr posted:

Turkish salsa is loaded with protein! the good doctor may have forgotten to mention this.

Turks invented salsa in fact. few know this.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
why is Snooki not a senator yet. you'd think that would have happened by now.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Vox Nihili posted:

It is very funny to me that Fetterman is easily a more effective politician than 90% of Democrats

doesn't take much! if he can refrain from actively belittling the people he expects to vote for him he will be way out in front of most of them.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Doc Oz dressed up like Elmer Fudd and infiltrating the secret lair of the traitor Gulen like he's Solid Snake.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
*like in AKIRA* "FETTERMAAAAAAAAAN!"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Vox Nihili posted:

The Fetterman 2024 Presidential campaign begins today

in the ogre Fetterman we have two qualities that in my opinion may well rehabilitate and revitalize the office of the Presidency.

one: he is huge, taller even than Honest Abe himself, and will probably require a custom made bathtub like Taft or maybe a special toilet.
two: has facial hair, been a while since we had one with that.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the chad large son mooching off his parents like an honest person should vs the virgin snake oil salesman.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i assume that his staff are campaigning wrong, as a joke.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
lmao

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1561008072314818560?s=20&t=DBblO1baieNfTX6EuyAFHg

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1561017695784550400?s=20&t=q3k2BFcKSDRxHKVanYzYKA

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
smooch your big wet president!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Doc says eat the bugs.

https://twitter.com/DrOz/status/1154777416251973632?s=20&t=FJ656eNzyNq3epL5KDkBqg

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you don't grow em big like that by feeding them carrots you poltroon!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
roughly 50% of the country would vote for a goat with an r next to its name. but not Doc Ockz. lmao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
hope he puts out one of his press releases just to talk poo poo.

edit watch to the end

https://twitter.com/ReallyAmerican1/status/1562596798849757189?s=20&t=dyQQXJb_OaodXvPs8nFecQ

uber_stoat has issued a correction as of 16:37 on Aug 26, 2022

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Doc should dress up in a crazy old Turkish suit of armor like those guys in that Erdogan photo. people love that poo poo.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i let Fetterman borrow my vape for a sec and when i asked for it back he said he didn't know what i was talking about.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
lmao
https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1567256428825436164?s=20&t=rGsDLyRXXQ1mPfswl3v7IQ

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
republicans continue to make dems look way cooler than they actually are.
https://twitter.com/Pennthusiast/status/1575648700147245056?s=20&t=Mk40-ykfqLqKX6bqvRxrTw

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

hmm how can we spin this...

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you wouldn't expect Oz to know anything about working class or poor people cultural stuff but that's why you hire people who do know about these things. did no one on his team say "hey beer would be a better look for this one"? i still think the most likely theory is that his staff just want him to lose. maybe the Ogre has a man on the inside advising Doc in such a way to make him seem even more like a rich effete dipshit than he already is.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

paul_soccer12 posted:

nah he looks like he has about 8 months left at most

if none of his parts fall off before the election he's winning.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i love it when foreigners stumble headlong into American insanity and you have to think about how to explain it. fun mental exercise.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

his vulnerability is you punch him in the belly button when his eyes light up. then his pants fall down and you hit him with an uppercut.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
we have senators that almost certainly cannot read, we can have one that cannot understand spoken words.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
re: Chris Matthews



anyway we have senators that are basically remote controlled animatronic dummies being puppeted by a lobbyist holding a dual shock so i don't think the Ogre's brain problems disqualify him.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The Nastier Nate posted:

Fetterman's brain might be hosed but at least his heart is in the right place

(don't ask about his heart)

they say his heart grew three sizes that day (and it was already rather enlarged to begin with!)

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
bow tie wearing sweater lads love eating crudites, drinking wine, and complaining about uncouth oafs.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1581755481957097473?s=20&t=04dpkRlyIXSCRIHS2sJvig

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