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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/dpfdpf/status/1325639369219170305

https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/1325866608116420609

https://twitter.com/StebMcDreb/status/1325853383165685761

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Ones that aren't actually riffing off the Dream Team

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1325162772720545792

https://twitter.com/ASavageNation/status/1325143486962696192

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Rate this Joe's presidential cabinet (scroll to bottom):

https://www.libertystrikesback.com

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

lolin at a guy whose combat experience was making coffee at an Afghani military hq being named SoD

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
To answer your question op it's gonna be Travis kalanick

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Fluoride Jones posted:

To answer your question op it's gonna be Travis kalanick

gently caress don't even joke

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


State: Joachim von Ribbentrop
Treasury: Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk
Defence: Wilhelm Keitel
Attorney-General: Otto Georg Thierack
Education: Bernhard Rust
Homeland Security: Heinrich Himmler
Trade: Hermann Göring
DNI: Martin Bormann

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Why would Göring be minister of trade and not air marshal

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Nothing for Hindenberg?

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
hoping buttigieg gets agriculture so we get more bone chilling pics of him eating food

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Maximo Roboto posted:

Why would Göring be minister of trade and not air marshal

he was economy minister for a bit iirc

Feldegast42 posted:

Nothing for Hindenberg?

biden is hindenburg.... kamala is hitler

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
I vote Michael Bloomberg for Secretary of Labor

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Maximo Roboto posted:

Why would Göring be minister of trade and not air marshal


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

he was economy minister for a bit iirc

Göring had custody of much of the german economy until the fall of Nazis.

I don't recall if he was a better steward of the economy than master of the air force.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
State: The Great State of Alabama
Treasury: Nick Saban
Defense: The Nickel Zone
A-G: Matlock
Education: Prof Edwards in Communications
Homeland Security: The Crimson Tide D-Line Baby
Trade: Carpenter
DNI: DDP

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Maximo Roboto posted:

Why would Göring be minister of trade and not air marshal

He got beyond too fat to fly a battle plane, he's now too fat to control an air fleet.

E:
I'm still missing ideas for some positions

State: ?
Treasury: A vintage racist money box (you know which kind).
Defence: An F35 scale model, coin operated.
Attorney-General: ?
Education: A bible missing the all bits about mercy and generosity.
Homeland Security: A length of corded rope.
Trade: ?
DNI: ?

By popular demand has issued a correction as of 08:30 on Nov 10, 2020

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1325229718464057349

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
genuine question: could obama legally hold a cabinet position, or are they all somewhere in the line of succession?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Eox posted:

genuine question: could obama legally hold a cabinet position, or are they all somewhere in the line of succession?

He could, the line of succession would just skip him. The only position in the line of succession that's actually REQUIRED to be constitutionally eligible is the vice president.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Elaine Chao was Secretary of Labor for Bush and Secretary of Transportation for Trump despite being ineligible.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Maximo Roboto posted:

Rate this Joe's presidential cabinet (scroll to bottom):

https://www.libertystrikesback.com

Luke Skywalker discovered to his horror that indeed, the Empire strikes back

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

By popular demand posted:

Treasury: A vintage racist money box (you know which kind).

we've already had our fill of the previous secretary, a vintage money box that, when used in the proper form as demonstrated by the inventor, will duplicate any paper money passed through it

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Victory Position posted:

Luke Skywalker discovered to his horror that indeed, the Empire strikes back

Chief InfoTech Officer
Edward Snowden

Sec. Budget
Paul Ryan

Chief Resilience Officer
Mike Bloomberg

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Sec Labor:

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