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https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ Here is a handy-dandy website that archived everything that happened for your enjoyment.
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Nov 13, 2020 00:47
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The libs. Just them in general
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Nov 13, 2020 01:08
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Trun killing herman cain is so underrated. I only just remembered it
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Nov 13, 2020 01:32
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its going to be when he's still president this time next year
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Nov 13, 2020 01:34
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Him beating Hillary Clinton because her campaign of extremely well paid genius consultants decided there was no reason to campaign in the midwest Loser HRC will never stop being funny
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Nov 13, 2020 01:39
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breadnsucc posted:its going to be when he's still president this time next year Him doing exactly what he said he was going to do for months leading up to the election and having it still surprise Dems and work would be great
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Nov 13, 2020 01:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWeayFHsH90&t=26s
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Nov 13, 2020 03:36
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White House super spreader event (Masque of the Orange Death) Also Herman Cain dies from covid but still posting through it.
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Nov 13, 2020 03:58
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Sharpie'd hurricane path, Sean "Spicy Boy" Spicer hiding in the literal bushes to avoid taking questions from the press, cracked out s.s. agent with an awp walking him to church.
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Nov 13, 2020 03:59
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MD2020 posted:In the "purposely funny" category, when he pointed out how weird it was for Elizabeth Warren to thank her husband for being there in their own home. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084647050208333825 Lol
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Nov 13, 2020 04:13
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1. Micky D feast at WH 2. The Orb Photo Op in Saudi Arabia 3. Dr Trump's Medical advice for things like bleach and UV lights 4. Tricking Lyin' Liz into taking a DNA test that came back with a white Karen test result
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Nov 13, 2020 04:27
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Lyin' Liz getting owned by the stupidest man in the country is pretty funny, but it's more a "Lyin' Liz" moment than a Trump moment.
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Nov 13, 2020 04:54
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Nov 13, 2020 05:07
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No wait it was totally "soup for my family" and the bit about tuna cans being better cause you can really whip them. Or him tossing out paper towels to people after Maria in Puerto Rico. Also shidding his pants at the christmas tree lighting and having to abruptly dip Morbid Fiesta has issued a correction as of 05:54 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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Nov 13, 2020 05:16
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honestly though the funniest moment has got to be just the fact that he beat hillary. She did so goddamn much to try and win. She spent her whole life loving people over to defend people like trump, hell, even just trump specifically in some cases. She sabotaged the party by blocking new people from getting elected so no young upstart could challenge her like obama did, thus costing the dems over a 1000 seats across the country. she rigged the primary in dozens of ways, alienated half the democratic voting base, and let dumbass consultants and wonks run her campaign. And despite ALL of that and still being the bestest most qualifiedest and smartest candidate forever and ever she STILL lost to a man who fiction writers would reject for being too unbelievable. The literal DUMBEST motherfucker in the entire world who coudln't even run a loving casino. She lost to HIM. Her failure will define trump for the rest of history. and THAT is the funniest moment of the trump presidency
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Nov 13, 2020 05:54
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I was able to keep it together at first and figured that Trump was only pretending to be a moron to be funny and get his opponents to lower their guard. This image finally crack pinged me and I laughed till I cried.
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Nov 13, 2020 05:58
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just remembered some big(?) twitter lib posted pics of ruth gader binsberg unmasked, officiating her unmasked wedding, and then she died just a little bit over 2 weeks later lol
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Nov 13, 2020 06:00
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when he called dead soldiers "suckers".
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Nov 13, 2020 06:00
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In Training posted:when he called dead soldiers "suckers". when hes right hes loving right though
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Nov 13, 2020 06:00
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1217909231946477575
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Nov 13, 2020 06:16
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the big-dick toilet attorney general of the united states
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Nov 13, 2020 07:17
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LIBERATE MICHIGAN
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Nov 13, 2020 07:22
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https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1077579720756211713?s=19
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Nov 13, 2020 07:38
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The fact that people called this as happening made it even better.
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Nov 13, 2020 07:40
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babypolis posted:saying the wall needs to be transparent so you can see if someone on the other side is climbing it, because some mentioned the need for transparency The Wall needed to be transparent so when people throw bags of drugs over they dont squash someone on other side. This is a literal thing the President of the United States said.
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Nov 13, 2020 07:45
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Making Chris Christie his mcdonalds bagman
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Nov 13, 2020 10:15
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quote:"You know the catapult is quite important. So I said what is this? Sir, this is our digital catapult system. He said well, we're going to this because we wanted to keep up with modern [technology]. I said you don't use steam anymore for catapult? No sir. I said, "Ah, how is it working?" "Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn't have the power. You know the steam is just brutal. You see that sucker going and steam's going all over the place, there's planes thrown in the air." It sounded bad to me. Digital. They have digital. What is digital? And it's very complicated, you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out. And I said–and now they want to buy more aircraft carriers. I said what system are you going to be–"Sir, we're staying with digital." I said no you're not. You going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it's no good." quote:“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”
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Nov 13, 2020 12:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zypq6jo2rZ0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMXvQDkjxGs etalian has issued a correction as of 12:49 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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Nov 13, 2020 12:47
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it's this one. even an onion writer would throw the idea of trump asking a seven year old if he believed in santa and calling it "marginal" away for being too hamfisted. this video is, imo, a perfect encapsulation of the Trump presidency
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Nov 13, 2020 14:52
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that time he went to visit the pope and had all his cronies come except the catholic dude. sean spicer?
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Nov 13, 2020 14:57
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the Tulsa event where Trump rambled for 20 minutes about walking down a ramp and then drank a glass of water to raucous cheers. this also killed Herman Cain via covid.
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Nov 13, 2020 16:47
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It probably helped his support among his base that he killed a black man in tulsa
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Nov 13, 2020 16:56
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SIGN THE CARD
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Nov 13, 2020 17:06
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Paper towel hurricane relief
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Nov 13, 2020 23:02
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https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/1009436388276817920
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Nov 14, 2020 01:24
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lol
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Nov 14, 2020 01:51
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The water bottle bit which mocked Liddle Marco Rubio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUcDqUGGhrU
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Nov 14, 2020 01:59
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it's probably not the funniest but one time i saw him sign a hat for a small child and then throw it into a crowd and man i loled pretty hard at that
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Nov 14, 2020 02:11
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Nov 14, 2020 02:23
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I totally missed this, and lmao
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