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docbeard posted:The fast food thing is kind of funny but yeah there are plenty of people who'd love a whole pile of burgers and fries more than a fancy state dinner. You can't even really get Trump on his whole "this is what you people like to eat" attitude because it's also what he likes to eat. i distinctly recall some twitterati peeps going "oh this unhealthy trash is what you serve to ATHLETES the horror," not realising actual athletes and football guys especially will loving devour unhealthy piles of calories on the reg because they actually move and do poo poo with their bodies it was extremely funny in the context of a white house dinner with the candles and poo poo, but once you forget that's what it was supposed to be it's actually not indefensibly stupid - a standard very few trumpo decisions reached dex_sda has issued a correction as of 15:36 on Nov 28, 2020 |
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I'm partial to "very cool, very legal", that's such a great turn of phrase. But the funniest moments have to be the often correct characterisations he gave of people like Bolton, Guaido etc.
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Maya Fey posted:i think it's time we all admit that trump was one hell of a poster. he'll be missed Good news: he's gonna keep posting and the media's gonna keep reporting on it, which will be our sole reprieve from hell
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upgunned shitpost posted:nadler making GBS threads himself. "We are the vanguard of democracy and we're gonna save the election from these nazis and - oh NO" *pppfffffftttppptttt* Might not be Trump related directly but definitely one of my favorite moments from this year
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NY Times: Shoot Migrants’ Legs, Build Alligator Moat: Behind Trump’s Ideas for Borderquote:Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.
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I'm sorry but if you can't see how hilarious putting a bunch of individually packaged McDonald's dipping sauces into the presumably antique silver gravy boats is idk what to say to you
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etalian posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1227946304057364481 when he’s right he’s right
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the phrases: "many many french fries" and "local milk people" will stay in my head forever
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I think my favorite is when Bush talked about not being able to hide in the Oval office and trump thought he meant because it was round
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eonwe posted:I think my favorite is when Bush talked about not being able to hide in the Oval office and trump thought he meant because it was round Lmfao
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eonwe posted:I think my favorite is when Bush talked about not being able to hide in the Oval office and trump thought he meant because it was round lmao
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yellowcar posted:the phrases: "many many french fries" and "local milk people" will stay in my head forever good choices
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eonwe posted:I think my favorite is when Bush talked about not being able to hide in the Oval office and trump thought he meant because it was round Bush allegedly said "the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in" which is dumb but at least is an attempt at a coherent joke, but Trump couldn't even comprehend that! He started jabbering about the open floor plan. "Well, there's truth to that. There is truth to that. There are certainly no corners. And you look, there's a certain openness. But there's nobody out there. You know, there is an openness, but I've never seen anybody out there actually, as you could imagine."
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Slamhound posted:No, it was so much worse than that! Just absolute word salad lmao
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People thought he was the messiah
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The fact that, by the end of this, we're going to be calling HIM Mr Brexit.
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Slamhound posted:No, it was so much worse than that! lol holy poo poo
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Mantis42 posted:People thought he was the messiah think
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the moment he put on the hard hat and the hogs going ballistic was when i knew he was gonna become president
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yellowcar posted:the moment he put on the hard hat and the hogs going ballistic was when i knew he was gonna become president does anyone have the og 'nothing matters' tweet?
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that time trump started talking about t to he F-35 and his brain somehow mixed up government oversight transparency with physical transparency and said the jets were invisible to the naked eye
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Truniht posted:that time trump started talking about t to he F-35 and his brain somehow mixed up government oversight transparency with physical transparency and said the jets were invisible to the naked eye Real comedy option: we actually have an invisible jet and trump just told everybody
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Dumb fuckers never did get their wall.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Dumb fuckers never did get their wall. I wonder a lot, could Trump have built the wall purely through executive action? Was there some emergency declaration he could have made besides the ones he tried that would have let him do it?
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Zeroisanumber posted:Dumb fuckers never did get their wall.
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Homeless Friend posted:i thought one guy crowdfunded a section but it all fell over from strong gulf winds The guys who crowdfunded it stole all of the money and immediately got arrested for fraud. Trump pissed off the troops by diverting money from real army stuff into his dumbass wall and slightly more racist and dumb border troops.
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Jewel Repetition posted:I wonder a lot, could Trump have built the wall purely through executive action? Was there some emergency declaration he could have made besides the ones he tried that would have let him do it? He couldn’t fund it fully without congress, hence why he did what he could by diverting military money under his discretion.
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How has the tiny desk incident not penetrated this thread? https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/27/mini-desk-trump-mocked-speech-little-table-diaperdon-twitter-president-furniture
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Zeroisanumber posted:Dumb fuckers never did get their wall. Occasionally I remember there was some Trump voter who ran a butterfly sanctuary near the border and got his land seized by eminent domain to build the wall. loving owned
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OneSizeFitsAll posted:How has the tiny desk incident not penetrated this thread? Succ zone thread is thataway
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