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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Thou hast not angered the gods...
 
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Escape From Noise

 but thou hast disappointed them.

A sacrifice of a Bud K knife? I mean...come on! We know you can do better than that. We would have been more accepting if you'd maybe put a little presentation into it instead of just chucking it into the river from the overpass. Is a little ceremony too much to ask?

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 08:55
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Escape From Noise

 Sacrificing a perfectly good virgin? Of childbearing age? And she was soon to be betrothed? We raised you better than that!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Nov 12, 2020 09:01
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Escape From Noise

 I guess that harvest dance was fine. We just wish you'd put in as much effort as your friend Jerry does. I mean, did you see the spectacle he put on for his village?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
* # ? Nov 12, 2020 09:15
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Jaguars!


 We've been going easy on the whole sin of Onan thing lately, and it's perfectly natural, but we are omniscient and it wouldn't kill you to get some more sleep, you know.

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 09:18
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biosterous
this shrine is fine. it's fine! i'm sure you did your best. and we don't need a nice big shrine like the henderson's gods have, we'll make do without those nice blood waterfalls they have. this will do fine. i bet you tried really hard.

also i noticed that the thrice-cursed skull of the haruspex we granted you isn't one the mantel! did something happen to it? you didn't just put it in storage, did you? did you? hmm.



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 14:38
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google THIS

 I didn't get struck by lightning but this is going to be one rough winter whenever I need to touch a doorknob

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 16:29
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google THIS

 I didn't literally transform into a pillar of salt but I'm a very sore loser now

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 16:36
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 i specifically asked for rum. what did you think i was gonna bring your kid to the pissup? drat it abraham get your poo poo together

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* # ? Nov 12, 2020 18:28
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Khanstant
 i got enough, goal, frank's scents and merkin to appease any god

* # ? Nov 12, 2020 20:20
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BoldFrankensteinMir

Khanstant posted:

i got enough, goal, frank's scents and merkin to appease any god

You rrrrrrang?


Sig by Heather Papps

* # ? Nov 13, 2020 03:39
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