The best treat (for humans)

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Dear 'Yobers,

What is the best (or your favourite) treat for yourself? Either a small snack that you reward a productive morning of work, or a special meal that you have to seek out or spend time preparing.

The first might be a tie between blueberries, frozen yogourt, or a nice latte. Because those things are wonderful.

The second might be proper sushi made by a trained sushi chef. Or this:

Those noodles are hand-pulled!

# ? Nov 14, 2020 21:32

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

if i need a treat i will sometimes make cookie dough, and then eat most of it raw

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 22:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I give my humans a small sprig of millet. It is a tasty treat and it's good foraging activity.

# ? Nov 14, 2020 22:51

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 23:23

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 23:27

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# ? Nov 14, 2020 23:48

Macnult

vanisher posted:

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# ? Nov 15, 2020 00:52

selan dyin

aldi jaffa cakes are a fun treat, but if im feeling really fancy i will go get malatang hot pot

# ? Nov 15, 2020 07:52

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Donuts are appropriate in every possible setting, and are cheap and delicious. it's really hard to go wrong i might go get some donuts now

# ? Nov 15, 2020 08:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

expensive chkn burriot w/ roja salsa, sour cream n chz. $9

# ? Nov 15, 2020 08:23

Prof. Crocodile

A fancy muffin. Like one of those muffins from a gourmet bakery that cost $8. A French toast muffin or a mixed berry muffin or something like that. Then I make some coffee and just savor that muff.

# ? Nov 15, 2020 14:50

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Bright Bart posted:

Those noodles are hand-pulled!

so is mine hahaha

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# ? Nov 15, 2020 16:55

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Doctor Dogballs posted:

so is mine hahaha

You're incorrigible.

# ? Nov 15, 2020 17:23

SIDS Vicious

for a snack i like to make mi goreng and then fry the noodles a bit so they are a bit crispy, for a big meal my favorite is probably a nice roast cooked in the pressure cooker with a dry rub and a bit of beef stock

# ? Nov 15, 2020 19:22

vanisher

For my favorite snack I go to Sids house and eat his favorite snacks

# ? Nov 15, 2020 21:43

SIDS Vicious

please stop my children are so hugry

# ? Nov 15, 2020 21:50

vanisher

ntmu hugry :evilbuddy:

# ? Nov 15, 2020 21:58

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

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ntmu hugry

whoa

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# ? Nov 15, 2020 22:25

Jinh

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# ? Nov 16, 2020 07:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

rear end

# ? Nov 16, 2020 07:53

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 05:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

rear end

mooooom, dad ate all the rear end again!

# ? Nov 17, 2020 05:46

FutonForensic

i htink i could make a lot of people roll over for a lil bit of cornbread

# ? Nov 17, 2020 05:50

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FutonForensic posted:

i htink i could make a lot of people roll over for a lil bit of cornbread

a test of just how little cornbread it takes to make someone do one roll

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 05:56

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 06:00

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some crusty bread a pot of hummus. it�s the simple things

# ? Nov 17, 2020 06:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

a single room temperature Vienna sausage, still covered in gelatinized broth

# ? Nov 17, 2020 06:43

Khanstant

the snack that smiles back

# ? Nov 17, 2020 06:55

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I think a little bit of tomato soup with something to dip in it.

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# ? Nov 18, 2020 01:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

a little salami, as a treat

# ? Nov 18, 2020 01:27

Finger Prince

Weed. The answer is weed.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 01:49

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i ate a hamster treat once that was a peanut covered in peanut butter and sesame seeds. it wasn't the BEST treat but it was pretty good honestly

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# ? Nov 18, 2020 03:29

Prof. Crocodile

sk posted:

i ate a hamster treat once that was a peanut covered in peanut butter and sesame seeds. it wasn't the BEST treat but it was pretty good honestly

sounds like a legit treat. and vaguely healthy. could probably sell them at Whole Foods for like $2 a pop.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 05:28

pecan

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Donuts are appropriate in every possible setting, and are cheap and delicious. it's really hard to go wrong i might go get some donuts now

# ? Nov 18, 2020 14:52

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Tinned meat product treet. Its a spam knock off. Too lazy to try and find picture on tablet.

# ? Nov 19, 2020 13:51

Escape From Noise

Talkc posted:

Tinned meat product treet. Its a spam knock off. Too lazy to try and find picture on tablet.

This one?

# ? Nov 20, 2020 11:57

Prof. Crocodile

Treet is a respectable vintage-tinned-meat-food-product meme, I suppose. But I prefer Chum (with 3 meats!).

# ? Nov 20, 2020 13:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

This one?

are you kidding me, I am relegated to tinned lunch meat now???

# ? Nov 20, 2020 14:12

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

are you kidding me, I am relegated to tinned lunch meat now???

I mean it's an option. I don't think it's the only one!

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# ? Nov 20, 2020 14:57

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I mean it's an option. I don't think it's the only one!

it says for gay sandwiches

im pretty sure this is discrimination, I don't even eat sandwiches

# ? Nov 20, 2020 14:59

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