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These workers are full time and they can't even afford to get their own dicks sucked. What has capitalism wrought? |
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Dead Hippie Ghost posted:Congress considering passing legislation requiring suck shop patrons wear condoms to protect the workers. I call this meeting of the SuSh 814 PAC executive board to order, what do we do? This government encroachment on our industry and livelihood cannot stand. We need to bribe the congressmen. Obviously by sucking their dicks. But what about the congresswomen? |
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Samuel Dicksuck is everything that is wrong with the economic system of the United States. His dark secret? Never sucked a dick in his life. He's an anilingus man. Made his fortune off the lips and saliva of others.
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Nov 19, 2020 18:38
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While robots increased profits for a time, in the end the factory could not compete with cheaper foreign labour. These days the floor stands unused; half-sucked dicks swaying in the wind coming through the windows. Remnants of the moment it all went under. Yet new life has been found as the once industrial neighbourhood has gentrified. Young artists, activists, engineers, lawyers, dentists, and doctors take their families to Ye Olden Blow Job tours which both entertain and educate. At the end of the tour craft beer is served to partaking adults and miniature collectibles to the minors and designated drivers. Robert Dicksuck-Cocksmith III is proud of keeping *part* of his legacy alive. But he looks up at the portrait of Samuel and and wonders if his ancestor would truly be proud when not a single dick was sucked that year. |
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