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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sk posted:



Hello fellow laborers! Yes, I'm also a Junior Suction Engineer here at Dicksuck Industries, angry about working conditions in the factory that I consider subpar! And I'm definitely not that scoundrel Samuel L Dicksuck, visionary and owner of the Dicksuck empire, trying to learn union secrets!

there's an anecdote about samuel l dicksuck -- back in the 1970s he was showing the union prez around the new wing of the factory, lined with robots.

dicksuck: "gee, bill, how are you gonna get these robots to pay their union dues?"

prez: "gee, sam, how are you gonna get them to pay to have their dicks sucked?"

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