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your friend sk

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Hello fellow laborers! Yes, I'm also a Junior Suction Engineer here at Dicksuck Industries, angry about working conditions in the factory that I consider subpar! And I'm definitely not that scoundrel Samuel L Dicksuck, visionary and owner of the Dicksuck empire, trying to learn union secrets!


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google THIS posted:

Protesting the treatment of dick sucking workers by standing up during the national anthem

lmao

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honestly, i think it's great that people are learning about sucking dick on twitter and facebook and digg, but i'd really like to see less performative support and more...performative support? you know what i mean

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oh but seriously I posted:

Comrades! A bonfire of fleshlights will illuminate our path to a brighter future!

absolutely not! those sorts of tools are going to put all us mom and pop suckeries on the street!

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oh but seriously I posted:

you misunderstand me. i am burning the fleshlights. i am a luddite of sex work. i use badger fat as lube

i'll suck a dick to that!

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RickRogers posted:

What about those new imported fake dicks, what does the union say about sucking them?

our nation is a melting pud and we should respect all dicks

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

there's an anecdote about samuel l dicksuck -- back in the 1970s he was showing the union prez around the new wing of the factory, lined with robots.

dicksuck: "gee, bill, how are you gonna get these robots to pay their union dues?"

prez: "gee, sam, how are you gonna get them to pay to have their dicks sucked?"

sucking union dick is the best collective action you can find :allears:

your friend sk fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Nov 19, 2020


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