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Khanstant



If this, somehow, wasn't clear to you: this is a gift from the goblin world, a real goblin gumball machine! just post a picture of any coin, but just one coin - then jam it into this goblins mouth and this goblin will give you a horrible goblin gumball with a wonderful or nasty prize inside. goblins like this train their whole 6 weeks course to get their first certification in gumballery and this one has falsified classifications of the highest order. I should mention the coin inserted does have an effect on what kind of gumball you get, but I lost the manual.

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Manifisto




I am super excited for this thread btw

biosterous






the shiniest one i had on me!

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thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

take the moon

by sebmojo

unlock my disc op

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Trying

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a goblin ball today

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
My Osan AB challenge coin hasn't seen the light of day in 26 years. Hopefully it's been saving up all the good luck for this very occasion!

pecan

Khanstant

Manifisto posted:



I am super excited for this thread btw

goblin ate this coin right up!


wow a real gumball! what's inside?



uh oh theres a goblin in there

it was a bad idea to start out with avatar gumball, i hadnt realized the limitations and also how big i usually draw, so 180x180 is a weird prison so dont worry im not changing ur av to this lol

Bingo Bango

Prof. Crocodile

All I have is my four pound rockhopper penguin coin--for obvious reasons. Guess this will have to do.

Khanstant

take the moon posted:


unlock my disc op

goblin slammed the coin in

a real gumball

what's inside?

oh a sig goblin

Manifisto



this is so drat amazing

Khanstant

oh but seriously I posted:

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a goblin ball today

huh? that worked, goblin just spit out this weird gumball


hmmm popped it open and inside is a proprietary burgolem. drat capitalisks just snaked ya for six hours

Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Dead Hippie Ghost

tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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finally a good reason to get rid of all of my change

City of Glompton

ahhh i put the coin in the machine


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

vanisher



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

alnilam



ty manifisto

Khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

My Osan AB challenge coin hasn't seen the light of day in 26 years. Hopefully it's been saving up all the good luck for this very occasion!



goblin huffed yer coin and out plopped a real gumball


whats inside?

just a little sigoblin hard at work!

Khanstant

biosterous posted:



the shiniest one i had on me!

uh oh, goblins are naturally willfully obtuse. personally I understand this is an image of two sides of one coin, but this goblin gumball machine doesn't

see?


double gumball, that can't be good...

yep, what is inside is a probe goblin! try again next post

FutonForensic


Stoner Sloth

Let's see what the goblin gumball machine makes of this...





one coin that is also two coins!

it's a holey dollar and the charmingly named 'dump', originally these were spanish dollars but britain converted them into a dollar and a fifteen pence for various colonies such as nsw and parts of canada!

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sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Khanstant

ping bong a gumball gomg


inside is a lil avgoblin

Khanstant
wow you'd think a goblin whose entire life is dispensing gumballs would shoot them out faster. rest assured, gumballs will arrive in goblin time

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
My brother keeps sending pictures of coins he finds. Never thought I would have a use for them.



Edit: Oh god he literally just sent another Please take them Goblin, I just can't...I...no



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RickRogers fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Nov 17, 2020

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
I don't have any coins on me, do any goblins have change for :10bux:?

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Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

pecan


:stonk:

Goons Are Gifts

I wonder if they will accept this 2220 year old coin


Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

google THIS

Move over Bitcoin, it's time for

pecan


this hit me like a ton of bricks

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




My jaw is too weak for gumballs, but I can eat one with a knife and fork.

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Ass-penny

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



My jaw is too weak for gumballs, but I can eat one with a knife and fork.

Lmfao the queens head on those legs.

My contribution to the gumball machine doesn't actually weigh two pounds, I don't know why it says that.

Manifisto


rear end-penny posted:

Lmfao the queens head on those legs.

My contribution to the gumball machine doesn't actually weigh two pounds, I don't know why it says that.



a coin featuring a set of gears that cannot possibly turn seems perfect for a goblin gumball machine

(lol I saw something recently that said the artist's original concept for the coin had a working (i.e. even) number of gears, but three of the gears were removed in a redesign)


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Khanstant posted:

goblin huffed yer coin and out plopped a real gumball


whats inside?

just a little sigoblin hard at work!



:love:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

pseudorandom



I think I can spare some change for the goblin

Trying

oh but seriously I posted:

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a goblin ball today

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Finger Prince


I've got all kinds of neato coins and currency from various travels, but I think I'll buy a gumball with the most loving Canadian coin ever that I didn't even know I had.

Bingo Bango

goblins are great

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Goons Are Gifts

Bingo Bango posted:

goblins are great


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