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Khanstant



If this, somehow, wasn't clear to you: this is a gift from the goblin world, a real goblin gumball machine! just post a picture of any coin, but just one coin - then jam it into this goblins mouth and this goblin will give you a horrible goblin gumball with a wonderful or nasty prize inside. goblins like this train their whole 6 weeks course to get their first certification in gumballery and this one has falsified classifications of the highest order. I should mention the coin inserted does have an effect on what kind of gumball you get, but I lost the manual.

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Khanstant

Manifisto posted:



I am super excited for this thread btw

goblin ate this coin right up!


wow a real gumball! what's inside?



uh oh theres a goblin in there

it was a bad idea to start out with avatar gumball, i hadnt realized the limitations and also how big i usually draw, so 180x180 is a weird prison so dont worry im not changing ur av to this lol

Khanstant

take the moon posted:


unlock my disc op

goblin slammed the coin in

a real gumball

what's inside?

oh a sig goblin

Khanstant

oh but seriously I posted:

i'll gladly pay you tuesday for a goblin ball today

huh? that worked, goblin just spit out this weird gumball


hmmm popped it open and inside is a proprietary burgolem. drat capitalisks just snaked ya for six hours

Khanstant

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

My Osan AB challenge coin hasn't seen the light of day in 26 years. Hopefully it's been saving up all the good luck for this very occasion!



goblin huffed yer coin and out plopped a real gumball


whats inside?

just a little sigoblin hard at work!

Khanstant

biosterous posted:



the shiniest one i had on me!

uh oh, goblins are naturally willfully obtuse. personally I understand this is an image of two sides of one coin, but this goblin gumball machine doesn't

see?


double gumball, that can't be good...

yep, what is inside is a probe goblin! try again next post

Khanstant

ping bong a gumball gomg


inside is a lil avgoblin

Khanstant
wow you'd think a goblin whose entire life is dispensing gumballs would shoot them out faster. rest assured, gumballs will arrive in goblin time

Khanstant

goblin slammed this coin back like a shot and popped out this little gumbal


and what is inside but this little goblin doing some exercise or something!

Khanstant

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

finally a good reason to get rid of all of my change



the goblin crows and pecks the coin up into itself

a real gumball in the shape of a holiday dog egg


what's inside?


a bottle of Dog Egg Sluice Juice! fermented right in the same factories they process dog eggs. aquality ingredients, totally unregulated process

Khanstant

City of Glompton posted:

ahhh i put the coin in the machine



schlachonk! this real bumgall slib on dout


whats inside? looks like some kinda creature ?

Khanstant

kersploosh! goblin tokes a token

a real gumball ok!


whats inside? a little musician goblin?!

Khanstant

yar-chunk! coin inhulfilated

wow a classic cartoon company gumble! rare gumball where forgot the outline!


whet's inside? hope it's not a dead horse

better timing

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Nov 19, 2020

Khanstant
really, the first three frames of this made were perfect alone, idk why i even bothered with more lol

Khanstant

whoops, think i missed this one, -- out pops a long gumball!




what's inside is this gobbo on a little trainspider chillin

Khanstant

Prof. Crocodile posted:

All I have is my four pound rockhopper penguin coin--for obvious reasons. Guess this will have to do.



shapoing! another grubal !!


oh goodness, inside is some hi tech stuff!

Khanstant

ancient coin for ancient reale gumble!


what is inside is this sculpture... goblin?! :o

Khanstant

RickRogers posted:

My brother keeps sending pictures of coins he finds. Never thought I would have a use for them.



Edit: Oh god he literally just sent another Please take them Goblin, I just can't...I...no



Whoa these are some cool coins! Unfortunately that's like, seven coins!! I'm not sure what--



uh oh, seven-gumball cluster, that's trouble--



shoot! a probe goblin

Khanstant

Stoner Sloth posted:

Let's see what the goblin gumball machine makes of this...





one coin that is also two coins!

it's a holey dollar and the charmingly named 'dump', originally these were spanish dollars but britain converted them into a dollar and a fifteen pence for various colonies such as nsw and parts of canada!

this is a really cool coins but that's a plural! goblin gonna freak out again i just know it



little double gumball just as bad as any double gumball, sorry pal



yep, definitely a probe gob

Khanstant

magic cactus posted:

I don't have any coins on me, do any goblins have change for :10bux:?


oh geez, I wasn't even going to let it try to use a cash but it went a slorped it up and...

out came this horrible thing... i don't think that's a gumball at all?


maybe something inside anyway?

well, good news is they are making change!

bad news is these are definitely probe gobs

Khanstant

Goons Are Groovy posted:

I wonder if they will accept this 2220 year old coin


sure do! gooba boofed this one pizza style and then here is a real gumbil!


what is inside is this floating ABCgumgoblin head, neat!

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Nov 22, 2020

Khanstant

wowza! that's rare coin worth 200 dubloons!! the goblin hungrily chomped this coin down -

and out popped a HUGE real gumball!


what it is inside of it? oh rad it's a treasure hunting goblin!


and what's more, that goblin was holding a platinum gift certificate!
whats best way to contact you to give you this code?

Khanstant

Finger Prince posted:

Wow what the heck!


haha thats wild, i was curious how this thing would look on diff browsers/comps. It's a grid of blue/gold, which obviously translates into weird spherical pixel gradient??

Khanstant

google THIS posted:

Move over Bitcoin, it's time for



goblin chomped this one and started screeching like a wild batman
out came this teeny real gumowl!


whats inside? probably bats i bat!



yep! definitely a goblin bat of some sort i think. . ?

Khanstant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



My jaw is too weak for gumballs, but I can eat one with a knife and fork.

very regal two coins!

out comes a double gumball :/


whats inside? aprobe goblin in a crown??

Khanstant

rear end-penny posted:

Lmfao the queens head on those legs.

My contribution to the gumball machine doesn't actually weigh two pounds, I don't know why it says that.



gob huffed some lbs and out comes a real gubmlal
!

okay and it is inside what is but a guardian gobli

Khanstant

pseudorandom posted:

I think I can spare some change for the goblin



another dogegg lookin realgumbal!!



what inside is it?

oh... thats not a goblin -- its a little doggie having some lunch!! how cute!!

Khanstant

shlagoomf! anudda gumbreal


a lil smokin gobbo is what it is inside of it is!!

Khanstant

Finger Prince posted:

I've got all kinds of neato coins and currency from various travels, but I think I'll buy a gumball with the most loving Canadian coin ever that I didn't even know I had.


lumpy gubell incomink!




seems there is something inside of this one as well too as expected all along...what is it, butt a shy goblin of course!

Khanstant

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

:eyepop:


Hope this lil guy works:


shore did! out shoots a clear lil real gumbal




ba-funk! looks like it is inside this is where a twiddlin gobblin is !

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Nov 27, 2020

Khanstant

sk posted:

i dropped my coin and it broke :( maybe the machine will still take it though?



the gobba did take these coins, but it took them as two coins! oh no!


what is inside this dangerous double gumball?


a mischievous probe goblin, watch out!

Khanstant

How Wonderful! posted:

I would like to offer up this coin I read about for my dissertation.


It's from around 1915-1920 and it was a souvenir given out by the Spiritualist medium Anna Eva Ray. I found out about this recently and am currently trying to buy a real one off ebay. But this one I can offer up to the gumball machine.

Edit: I got it, it was $17.

shadoing! a purble gumble slopping out!

whats inside of this it?

just a fine rear end goblin it seems!!

Khanstant

ChubbyChecker posted:



i'll use a yap coin

goiffhuh oifhuh splib out comes a real gumbal!!


was ist in dem Koboldgummiball?!

zut alors! asssailing vessel

Khanstant

Horrible Butts posted:


Love these perfect goblin treats.

achonk! goblin foresaw eating this coin and did it




inside was just a little goblin tarot card

Khanstant
i never meant to make this many gifs or this many asses but gob works in mysterious ways

Khanstant
okay, so I have about 13-14 more coins. Calling this the cutoff. Now, I could bumrush out the rest of these today and tomorrow, still cool goblins or goblin stuff, but not animated. I didn't intend to make so many gifs but once I started it was really fun and satisfying to make these little loops. They usually take an hour or more for each, depending on how complex they are.

Anyway, my point is, I think the goblin gumball machine will stick around for as long as it takes to get the rest of the posted coins swallowed up, even if it bleeds into december.

Khanstant

badda bum bunk chunk a globin glomblal guioulis glout!



chups insides? a goblin friend indeed!

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Khanstant

Heather Papps posted:

i started making a post with all the gobbos in it but i was a good poster and previewed and realized ... "this post would be too powerful"


I did make a webpage for this, but still missing some because it is.

https://goblinhoney.org/gifs.html

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