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vanisher

Milk your friends! Mail milk to your friends. They will appreciate or hate you for it! Post your pic using hashtag yagotmilked.

User was put on milkbation for this post.

I AM A BAD BOY AND THIS IS MY CONFESSION

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 17, 2020

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vanisher


extremely creepy sign outside a farm "real milk bath $99"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 17, 2020



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vanisher


Got Milk campaign rebranded for Gen Z: A picture of a cow wearing shades floating in space with extreme jpeg artifacts and the text "bone fluid"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 17, 2020



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*looks at a traditionally attractive woman drinking milk"

milk really did her body good u kjnow what i mean

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 17, 2020



google THIS


Milk, milk, lemonade? Well, now you don't have to choose! (holds up a cloudy glass of lemonade full of curds and visibly tries not to gag)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Nov 17, 2020

Khanstant
I SAID NO THREADS ABOUT MILK THIS MONTH

Khanstant

vanisher

:argh:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 17, 2020

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
I'm going to this thread for all its worth

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 17, 2020



Manifisto


listen up sheeple: the petroleum industry has been telling us for years not to put in our car's gas tank to increase performance and mileage. WHAT DON'T THEY WANT US TO KNOW? #carmilk #moremileswith #stopclimatechangewith

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 17, 2020


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

Dairy farmers at a rave trying to convince people is the latest party drug

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 17, 2020



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Manifisto


vanisher posted:

Dairy farmers at a rave trying to convince people milk is the latest party drug

the savvy ones are using reverse psychology

"stay away from ! it might get you too laid!"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 17, 2020

Heather Papps

hello friend


fill your toilet's tank with , the white on white will astound guests!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Nov 18, 2020



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

vanisher

Scientist: Look I'm just not sure there is a clear cause and effect with this study

Some farmer: but doesn't necessarily harm someone with coronavirus, right?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 18, 2020

vanisher

for gamers

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 18, 2020

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
essential oil

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 18, 2020

take the moon

by sebmojo
cured my inoperable cancer

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Nov 18, 2020

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Trying

no mods, no masters, only moos

DRINK

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Nov 18, 2020

Escape From Noise

Filling my android with . Hoping the cost stays down.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Nov 18, 2020

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




I think they’re it

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Nov 18, 2020



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[Office Worker.




Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I think they’re milking it

this meta makes me most displeased.



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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
*at the big dairy council meeting, pointing to a chart labeled 'COOKIE SIZE' and the graph points up*

pecan

Slush Garbo posted:

*at the big dairy council meeting, pointing to a chart labeled 'COOKIE SIZE' and the graph points up*

pecan

multi billion dollar marketing campaign to convince the world the monsters from Ernest scared stupid are real

Prof. Crocodile

Slush Garbo posted:

*at the big dairy council meeting, pointing to a chart labeled 'COOKIE SIZE' and the graph points up*

Heather Papps

hello friend


a dairy scientist, late for the daily meeting runs with determination. clip board in one hand, bottle in the other. so fast, he runs - scientist arms pumping up and down. he bursts into the conference room, only a few moments late. across the white board in giant letters is written "HOW TO SELL MORE ."

"thanks for joining us, doctor thripp. please, enjoy a drink of and be seated."

dr thripp blushes, unscrews his bottle, and attempts to slake his thirst. no movement. the had somehow transformed states. "could this be the secret to selling more " he wonders.

"sorry council, i must away. i think i may have saved us all" thripp shouts, as he bolts his way back to the lab.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Nov 18, 2020



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Finger Prince


ENERGY MILK. Now with extra taurine!

Finger Prince


Wait I think I remember seeing an ad for milk claiming it "the original energy drink" or some such thing, so never mind.

vanisher

Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077 taking a drink of milk and talking about its benefits for your cybernetic implants

Taking a swig off your milk canteen to replenish your energy



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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Finger Prince posted:

ENERGY MILK. Now with extra taurine!

four lacto
:hmmyes:

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

canyoneer posted:

four lacto
:hmmyes:

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