Going out to the woods to find a bear

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Escape From Noise

So that I can challenge them to an eating contest! I think I can take 'em! I've seen every episode Man vs. Food and tons of eating contests online and on TV. I live, breath, and of course eat this stuff! What's a bear got on me? Bears don't have cable TV, much internet connections to stream eating contest content on. I'm also bringin' my bro/trainer Big Jefe with me to cheer me on/keep me focused. Also the rest of my posse! This bear is goin' DOWN!