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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

what no why would I do that?

Because the internet makes u stupid.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Woah! We got thunder and lightning!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ReelBigLizard posted:



I refer to them as long life because they are in the long life bread type of packaging and they last til like, September. As opposed to me making or buying nice fresh ones. I guess they are tortillas but here this size is just called tacos because that's what you use the little ones for.

As a New Mexican I feel like I'm going to go the Southwest version of BBC on these things.


Jesus.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


they have a machine that punches the holes in the tacos

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

they have a machine that punches the holes in the tacos

I thought female circumcision was illegal

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

they have a machine that punches the holes in the tacos

Whoever is doing this is some kind of food crimes monster.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Imsohighrn

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I thought female circumcision was illegal

i believe you're looking for the bean removal machine

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMIS2BaDilY

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

sorry I forgot to respond to this

yes

can i join??? i'll finally have a reason to get a vr!!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Booty Pageant posted:

can i join??? i'll finally have a reason to get a vr!!

you really should, it's fallen off lately because of friends having babies and suddenly not having time to stomp around in VR goggles screaming nonsense :colbert:

so I need replacements

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Ruby Gloom posted:

i believe you're looking for the bean removal machine

is that what those black beans are that you get on the side with tacos???

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Have you ever had a cold C.C. Lemon on a warm day? If not, you are missing out on a lovely little bit of simple pleasure.

I've had some hot C&C Music Factory on a cold day, I dont think that's the same tho

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm the kind of guy who gets super pumped to see character actor Harry Dean Stanton appear in any movie I'm watching.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Hell yeah this is sick

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i just wanna point out that the word boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob and i think thats something we can all get on board with

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


One of my favorite songs of all time :rock:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

i just wanna point out that the word boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob and i think thats something we can all get on board with

I will never again be tricked by the partyboob signs :thunk:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Judge not another man's tacos, lest ye be judged.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Judge not another man's tacos, lest ye be judged.

I'm comfortable with the judgement because I have never used a square "tortilla".

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

i just wanna point out that the word boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob and i think thats something we can all get on board with

:haibrower:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

redshirt posted:

Judge not another man's tacos, lest ye be judged.

Exactly. I've had the real deal but you have to understand I live in a location that is not only remote and limited in selection, but also it is at least Five Thousand Miles to Mexico.

If you want to judge me then you need to post your Bretagne cassoulet recipes so I can rip them apart like cheap long life tacos.

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm comfortable with the judgement because I have never used a square "tortilla".

It's an empty packet ffs note in the original post I said I ate the last one?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Escape From Noise posted:

I'm comfortable with the judgement because I have never used a square "tortilla".

I went along with this for a while but I think it's time to admit that I googled the tortillas when they were posted and it turns out they look pretty normal, that was a picture of an empty package

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

I went along with this for a while but I think it's time to admit that I googled the tortillas when they were posted and it turns out they look pretty normal, that was a picture of an empty package



I warned you!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it is still funny that they call them soft tacos and have multiple suggestions of how to use them on the package

oh wow, you're telling me I could put cheese, meat, and salsa on these things?

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Like, tacos aren't even the best sandwich

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

it is still funny that they call them soft tacos and have multiple suggestions of how to use them on the package

oh wow, you're telling me I could put cheese, meat, and salsa on these things?

TIP. You're old enough to know the truth now.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ReelBigLizard posted:

Like, tacos aren't even the best sandwich

I disagree.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I reject all attempts to label every random thing a sandwich

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Who ordered the uncircumcised dicks?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Obligatory

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Every random thing sure, but tacos are clearly a sandwich roll. Hard tacos are just toasties.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TIP posted:

I reject all attempts to label every random thing a sandwich

That's ok. Many are in denial.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

These tacos are tearing us apart!

We need PARTYBOOB!!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

These tacos are tearing us apart!

We need PARTYBOOB!!!

Is this like a sex arse?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Escape From Noise posted:

TIP. You're old enough to know the truth now.



I dunno, there's a restaurant near me that for a few bucks will smother anything in country gravy AND green chile, it's actually a pretty dang tasty combination (and I don't even like country gravy most of the time)

Gotta be spicy though to be good. That photo is from Arkansas so I think it's safe to assume it's a bland abomination

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
What I learned from the americana.jpg thread is that US Americans have no right criticising other nationalities' food when they have states bigger than said countries where they treat salted beige with cheese as a food group.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ReelBigLizard posted:

What I learned from the americana.jpg thread is that US Americans have no right criticising other nationalities' food when they have states bigger than said countries where they treat salted beige with cheese as a food group.

I'm still not gonna eat rotten birds out of a hollowed out seal from a pit. Or the shark pickled in its own urine from a pit.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


I AM DIFFUSING THIS TACO SITUATION

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

I AM DIFFUSING THIS TACO SITUATION



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