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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SIDS Vicious posted:

pretty sure i gave myself food poisoning with chip dip, i have brain damage (we all know this) and i mixed up the number of months and im having a really bad time

Are the beans poisonous??

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no it was chip dip the sour cream went bad on march 30 but i thought it was may 30

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SIDS Vicious posted:

no it was chip dip the sour cream went bad on march 30 but i thought it was may 30

Things don't magically "Go bad" based on the printed "Best by" date.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


probably not but it was a month past its date and i cant think of anything else no one else ate and im the only one sick :shrug:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
A dip too far.....

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I will eat a whole jar of salsa in one sitting easy peasy :hai:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I've kind of been craving a good bean dip but my usual store only has a very meh store brand and the pop top frito lay kind which is also meh

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i'm more about the cheese and crackers, but i'm too lazy to slice up cheese, so it's sardines and crackers

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Booty Pageant posted:

i'm more about the cheese and crackers, but i'm too lazy to slice up cheese, so it's sardines and crackers

Sardines right from the tin?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Lazy Eye (by Silversun Pickups) still gives me the warm and fuzzies every time

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


speaking of fuzzies





his name is PUDGE :3:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



why is he so filthy

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

why is he so filthy

he aint got no thumbs :mad:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

he aint got no thumbs :mad:

that reminds me of an old riddle, what's covered in poop and has no thumbs?







ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

the guy who drank unpurified water is the one guy who's convinced himself that no actually he did a good job :lmao:

In fact, they did the worst job of all, hence why they didnt win the fastest

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i have been fully brought up to speed on Alone and i am 5000% gonna watch this show :lmao:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

speaking of fuzzies





his name is PUDGE :3:

I love him :kimchi:

That other chubby gremlin I forgot to mention, too

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Ruby Gloom posted:

speaking of fuzzies





his name is PUDGE :3:

Aww cute, how old is he?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

TIP posted:

I'm learning important facts



eating a whole bag of mice

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

TIP posted:

I'm learning important facts



I missed this earlier, which was to way to go as I think pizza rolls have been ruined for me now

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Cactus Ghost posted:

eating a whole bag of mice

I can very easily eat an entire package of mice

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


housing an entire bag of pizza rolls then feeling disgusted with yourself like "jesus i could have eaten so many mice instead why am i like this"

also does this mean if you run out of mice you can feed your pet snake a pizza roll

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Ruby Gloom posted:


also does this mean if you run out of mice you can feed your pet snake a pizza roll

*spends an entire minute furiously pecking at a calculator*

the numbers match, therefore pizza roll is appropriate for snake

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Revins posted:

*spends an entire minute furiously pecking at a calculator*

the numbers match, therefore pizza roll is appropriate for snake

somebody make the mouse homogenizer image but its about pizza rolls

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Serving up a plate of field mice to the boys for the big game.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



pizza roldents

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

that reminds me of an old riddle, what's covered in poop and has no thumbs?









i thought i was about to get a screen full of glitter dick

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
gm fam how we doin!!

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

bagmonkey posted:

gm fam how we doin!!

recovering from a weekend jaunt that involved too much wine in wine country

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

gm fam how we doin!!

Waking up felt really really really difficult but now I'm dressed and have come to terms with the fact I have to go to work :sigh:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:

gm fam how we doin!!

i am on my way to the final irl tinygay group for the foreseeable because we didn't get funding this year :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

speaking of fuzzies




Mondays, am I right?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
hell yeah I feel like partial butt thanks to allergies wish this poo poo would clear up

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

i am on my way to the final irl tinygay group for the foreseeable because we didn't get funding this year :(

Bunch of poo poo :mad:

Hopefully you can still do some work for them in online meetings and such

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I've been at work for less than one hour and all I want to do is sit down and eat cookies

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


:siren: THERE IS A CAT AT THE TINYGAY GROUP :siren:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Cats make all meetings better

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

:siren: THERE IS A CAT AT THE TINYGAY GROUP :siren:

ITS A TINYGAY MIRACLE

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
sup fam

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I'm at a national conference and met a guy who grew up on the same street as me. :stare:

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