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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i could do with some hams and cheeses for my hungover rear end

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
piss up at the mods house

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
2022: the second 2 means more of the same

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
what if we kept going after page 1000?? 1000 more pages!!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

maybe the clout chasers too

i'm a cum chaser

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
5000 pages of glorious posts!!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

loving IMPOSSIBLE HOW COULD THE FORUMS SURVIVE, NOTHING HAS EVER COME CLOSE TO 1000 PAGES LET ALONE 5000!!!!

our children will take over and carry on our work of posting, and then their children, and the childrens children and so forth and so on

failing that your conciousness will get uploaded to marks metaverse to make posts forever

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

this thread gets goldmined and the australia thread hits the gas chamber buddy

are you sure you want to repeat history like that?? the australians with their emus will just colonise the gas chamber!!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

jestery isnt an admin have you been sniffing model airplane glue again

i prefer a bottle of vintage 1980s diesel for model plane engines

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

one thousand more baby

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Ratjaculation posted:

I lived in New Zealand previously and was due to start a long term job back there in April 2020

if you came back like last month you might have got a free PR!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

to be honest I don't even know what forum the New Zealand thread is in

does it really exist????

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Aardvark! posted:


The Bloop posted:

She nuggin


Sid Vicious posted:

those are croquettes!!!! (maybe)


those are definitely fried chicken drumsticks op


TVsVeryOwn posted:

they are obviously drumsticks

it looks like hash browns to me

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i'm having a big ol chunk of watermelon to celebrate

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
we would all not be here if it were not for fellow forums user tip

three cheers for tip!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
we'll post 1000 pages, and 1000 more, we'll just keep posting until we're dead!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
yo what the gently caress the gbs videogames opinions thread is 280 pages away from 2000!!! mods lock all the other threads past 1000 pages and make them post in here!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Meme Poker Party posted:

It's a good thread, mostly. I like the posters there and imo it's better than most video games chat in Games lol.

there's also the osha and trump thread, we must tax them to contribute to our pages

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
my god the star trek tread is on 2121 pages!!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
woah when did keanu reeves scalp ashton kutcher and started wearing it??

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Stoatbringer posted:

This should increase exponentially, not just go to 5000.

like voyager we will reach such goals in due course

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
making this post as i let a huge load dump out my loose sphincter

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

BONER X posted:

i have been informed by my lawyers i may have inadvertently hurt the feelings of some older goons or goons with colostomy bags so uh we mostly all poop sorry

they're so elitist with their sewn shut buttholes!! where's the representation for j-pouchers???

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i still prefer grandma's authentic cream pie

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

11pm already? What fantasy land is this?

narnia

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
my friday is almost over!! it's late night kfc time!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

signalnoise posted:

are you talking about a guy who wrestles crocodiles or a crocodile guy who can wrestle



he probably drives a commodore ute and drinks fosters, says "oi oval office" in a menacing way then laughs and calls you a good oval office and tells you to come round for the footy this weekend while the kids are at the missus

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

signalnoise posted:

I would like to issue a public apology

upon careful reconsideration, Leatherhead is an alligator

he's and alligator?? and a floridian?!?!? hes just gonna be on bath salts and meth

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

I have been really wanting to buy cigarettes

quit a while ago but occasionally smoke when I'm drinking with friends

but goddamn for like 3 weeks I've been fighting the constant urge to go buy a pack

get yourself a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches and smoke fancy aged blended pipe tobacco, it'll be such an effort you might just quit!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
or cosplay as johnny fiveaces everytime you smoke

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Finally my car fetish and avatar fetish are one.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkAPG9J/

p sure the interview with the designer was like yeah we watched avatar for work and made this

also steering knob

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
gently caress!! i drank coffee now i gotta take a piss again after i just took a piss

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

I AM INCREDIBLY STRESSED

I really hate negotiating with people :barf:

remember this, just stare them in the eye and insistently ask to give them a handjob

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

but I mean, I can tell you I run a small indie videogame company and it's related to that

ok you're to have to up the ante by showing them slides of your plans of aggressive micro nft transations and the billions of dollars you're gonna make while giving the exec a blowjob, if it's the ceo just bend right over

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
200km left of this 500km drive!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

TIP posted:

I suggest driving at 200kph so you can be done in an hour

hell yeah driving and posting at 200kph living life on EDGE

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE posted:

Use your knees bro. That's what they're for.

who needs autopilot when you got knees :cool:

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
hire me and i'll wheel and deal your independent interactive video simulation like a coke dealer on wall st, all from my car phone!!

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