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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Toilet Rascal
It is December, but UKMT ThreadPro, who were hired to produce a new high quality thread, turned out to mostly have experience in marketing imitation livestock to Pietermaritzburg.

Ah well, such is business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhfddlaibfI

Lungboy posted:

The new regulations that MPs will be voting on tomorrow have been published, and at the end say:

"No impact assessment has been prepared for these Regulations."

Which seems like a pretty massive admission that they're just making it all up.

Which also means these may still be useful, even as we await a vaccine:
Find Your Local COVID-19 Mutual Aid Group - or set one up
Also check:
https://freedomnews.org.uk/covid-19-uk-mutual-aid-groups-a-list/
https://secretldn.com/uk-community-aid-groups-by-area/
https://queercare.network/our-work/resources/covid-19/

In Other News :sax:
• The UK terror threat level is raised from "substantial" to "severe".
• Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak extends the government's furlough scheme to the end of his family's undeclared wealth.
• Government impose a ban on non-UK citizens arriving from Denmark, because nobody expected the Danish Mink Transposition.
• The number of official deaths from COVID-19 in the UK exceeds 50,000.
• The government commissions research into space-based solar power and laser guns and laser tanks based in space.
• Labour readmits Jeremy Corbyn, following his suspension over antisemitism on 29 October, sort of.
• Following three weeks of nationwide lockdown in England, the R number for coronavirus in the UK is reported to have fallen to between 0.9 and 1 for the first time since mid-August.

The cold is coming. December’s winter solstice. Start of the season.

Ġēolamonaþ
UKMT Autumn 2020 - Thou shalt have a Rishi act a little fishi
UKMT Summer 2020 - Two Pints of Saline and Abacavir for Drip
UKMT May 2020 - Let them eat Nando's
UKMT April 2020 - The Betacoronavirus and the Virgin Atlantic
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Independence and Unity Day
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

Feast for Death of Aleister Crowley
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

Teachers' Day
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

Cat Herders Day (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Banbury - trypsin
Barking :shittydog: - feedmegin
Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol East - Luxury Tent Carpet
Bristol West - Pistol_Pete, Rarity
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Bury St Edmunds - Cluncho McChunk
Canterbury - Spangly A
Chelmsford - Trickjaw
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cumbernauld - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Ealing Central and Acton - Comrade Fakename
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds East - mrpwase
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Manchester Central - Jakabite
Northampton - superLINUS
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
Sheffield South East - Cast_no_shadow, Mebh
South East Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport - Taear, Tesla was right
Swansea West - Borrovan
Tatton - Bundy
Watford - SpaceCommie
Wimbledon - chestnut santabag

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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He's in SoCal now, so I'm sure he can arm himself as long as he uses bullet buttons or his ridiculous wealth to buy some tax stamps.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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A free market in electricity might make some sense if they were offering some different form of electricity. Edison is offering 120V DC, but Westinghouse is offering 240V AC, but Duracell is offering 1.5V DC, who won? You decide!

500 brokers offering the exact same poo poo from the exact same grid via a variety of different financial schemes makes no sense though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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crispix posted:

I'd just make my own, probly

in the shed :manning:
The era of electrical choice at least involved some interesting motors and generators. And motor-generators, for converting from one to the other when the wrong electric was coming in.

Also fires, but some of those were intentional to run the hot air motors.

Inverters and converters and variable frequency drives are cheap enough now that the great current wars are mostly an irrelevance and the whole thing could be manages as some sort of national grid.

XMNN posted:

it's loving landlords all the way down
It is :(

*spinning the wheel of what to convert from an obvious good to a premium rental service and landing on pavmnt usr*

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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forkboy84 posted:

Clive seems happy with his leader.
I still think Clive would be a good leader, even if the press would spend all of their effort calling him Sid the Sexist over a joke he made to a man once and ignoring the Tories putting women at risk.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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crispix posted:

but there is no risk of the French strutting into Debenhams and taking over say the giftware and bedding sections

well, there is maybe infinitesimal risk you know what the French are like :manning:
In the future we will buy all our retail from amazon dot co dot uk which isn't foreign capital because it has uk right there in the domain name.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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OwlFancier posted:

the northern racist brain

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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https://twitter.com/ClaireJHartnell/status/1333716490982465536

'age out' is a fun euphemism.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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This is the real reason that the Puritans banned Christmas.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yoLarLDMk

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Ash Crimson posted:

Keira bell apparently just won her case, I feel so bad for young transpeople in the UK, gently caress this awful, bigoted country
Not just trans folks, if this passes it could cause a chilling effect on minors being able to consent to medical treatment of any kind.

Being cautiously optimistic, that's the kind of thing that the Supreme Court should throw in the bin, but hellworld so :(

e: Just in, High Court rules that under 16s can still have access to puberty blockers (and by extension other medical treatment) but 'must understand' the nature and effects of the treatment. Where that goes I don't know, but they've refused to blanket ban it so that's at least good.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Dec 1, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Hell 'n Piss

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Ash Crimson posted:

Huffpost reporting it as: "Transgender Children Can Be Prescribed Puberty Blockers, High Court Says In Landmark Ruling"
The ruling goes along the lines of:

Judges posted:

It is highly unlikely that a child aged 13 or under would be competent to give consent to the administration of puberty blockers.

It is doubtful that a child aged 14 or 15 could understand and weigh the long-term risks and consequences of the administration of puberty blockers.

In respect of young persons aged 16 and over, the legal position is that there is a presumption that they have the ability to consent to medical treatment.

Given the long-term consequences of the clinical interventions at issue in this case, and given that the treatment is as yet innovative and experimental, we recognise that clinicians may well regard these as cases where the authorisation of the court should be sought prior to commencing the clinical treatment.
So it's still not great. They've effectively said that there's a bar of 16, outside of legal cases.

I know transmed absolutism is poo poo and exclusionary, but I do think in cases like these there's an argument that what you should do when someone under 16 says they're trans and is being harmed by the puberty they're going through and the two options left open by law are "lengthy court case" or "look for medical clues" there's a case to look to the latter. And sometimes that'll be wrong too, but probably less wrong than a court.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Angepain posted:

Foxbasher's view is the puberty blockers case is bad news, I assume he's well-informed about this sort of thing:

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1333735295309721600
Yeah, I get the impression that it's currently not great and will probably lead to more cases from under 16s with supportive parents, and perhaps the introduction of more formal medical criteria for when they can be used in the case of under 16s, for better or worse.

It's also something more likely to benefit people assigned male at birth, because 15/16 in some cases is early enough to catch vocal changes, but too late for most of a female puberty.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmraDvQVURs

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I thought it was "private profits, public losses"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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justcola posted:

whenever the BBC discusses Doctor Who they always say that people were watching from behind their sofa - how big are these cunts houses you can go behind a sofa?
I think I could just about get behind mine, but only because it's open frame and leans back, so the top is about 2" away from the wall and the bottom about 12" but I'm not going to try because I'm working from home by myself so knowing my luck I'd get stuck.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Its interesting that the phrase is explicitly linked with doctor who in particular rather than just generally scary TV. With doctor who going back to the sixties I suppose it could be that the families with TVs were wealthier and had larger houses? But I think maybe also that the TV was a less dominant feature of the home at that point, both culturally and physically. So families might temporarily draw out a sofa into the centre of the room for the family to watch a particular show on a much smaller tv screen than today's larger ones that occupy pride of place in many lounges across the country.

Or it could just be a handy saying.
In my nan's house, which had not really changed layout since the late 60s, the sofa was in the middle of the room, you could walk round it in a circle, then there were a couple of chairs against the wall to the left and right, storage heater on the wall behind the sofa with about 3' between them, little side table near the heater, fireplace in front of the sofa, TV set in the far corner to the left of the chimney breast.

This was a 50s standard construction council house, so a bit larger than a Victorian terrace (twisto probably has the dimensions somewhere) but not a mansion.

So I think it's just the layout of the time, and since boomers grew up with it it's a solid part of the culture and you're a snowflake antifa woke if you don't immediately drag your sofa out into the most inconvenient part of the room for moving around or having a coffee table or watching your massive flatscreen :wankah:.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Bobstar posted:

I think it's the thing that makes everything look like a soap. Has something to do with high frame rates.

I saw someone arguing that we should stop living in the past regarding frame rates, and embrace the new look. To which I say, films are meant to look cinematic. It's like arguing that theatrical lighting is heightened and stylised, and would be better if it was naturalistic. It wouldn't (unless that's the effect you're going for).
Not very impressed with the accuracy of this production of HMS Pinafore, firstly naval vessels are usually stationed at port towns and not theatres in the Midlands...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

For years my gaming rig was an old black and white portable with whatever 8-bit my dad had managed to get down the market hotwired into the broken antenna because the thing never even had an external antenna socket.

The TV that replaced it, around the time I got my first Atari 800XL so could luxuriate in all 16 colours
My dad got me an Atari 800XL and not one but two 1050 5¼" disk drives and a bunch of games and software quite cheap at a car boot sale. From exactly the sort of person you'd think would be selling an Atari 800XL and two disk drives in a hurry, so even into my early teens I was convinced at some level that console games came on cartridges with colorful boxes and computer games came on black disks with handwritten labels, and found it a bit weird when we got a PC later in the 90s and you could buy PC games in boxes. Then we got the internet and I discovered that was also optional :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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:staredog:

I remember the days when openly saying that "apartheid was better for the blacks, here are some statistics" was the exclusive domain of neo-Nazis, the worst kind of Tories, and white South Africans.

"Blacks don't fulfil the requirements imposed by society" was a solid Tony Blair belief though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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The nice thing with actors is they perform under screen names all the time so you can talk about past roles without deadnaming them just by saying "starred in X under the screen name Y."

Same as with Cat Stevens I guess.

7 is a number with all kinds of associations with luck, fortune, numerology, religious symbology, occult significance, etc., but the only place we commonly use a septenary number system is in keeping weeks.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Dec 1, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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mehall posted:

Hot take - don't dead name someone unless they've said you can do it.
Elliot Page is Elliot Page.
For the next maybe week to month it's somewhat reasonable to refer to them as "Elliot Page, formerly known as Ellen Page", but IMO (and in the guidance given by various pro trans organisations) you're best off still avoiding it.

"Star of Juno and the Umbrella Academy, Page has announced he is transgender and non-binary, Elliot's preferred pronouns are he/they".

If you'd ever heard of Elliot beforehand, that sentence will identify exactly who you're talking about without ever deadnaming them.

If Elliot releases a statement saying "Hey, you can refer to my old name as my former stage name" then fill your boots, but until then I'd steer clear.
The way they've done it with journalism is "X formally wrote for the paper under the pen name Y" which carries the continuity of the journalist without making it an issue, which seems to work well.

In Elliot's case the prior name that everyone knew him by was literally a screen name, not his birth name, so there's a bit of a different dynamic there to casually deadnaming someone or being malicious.

Guavanaut
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mehall posted:

Ehhh, that's unclear to me, the only difference (ignoring middle name) between his birth name and later acting name was dropping his mum's "Philpotts" part of "Philpotts-Page" and unless you have any detail I don't, it's unclear to me if that was an assumed name for the stage, or an actual name change. (Though either way it was likely a choice made for career progression, as I've not seen any particular indication of issues between Elliot and his mum)


There are occasions where the former name will be relevant, as Actors Guild credits are a serious thing, ask Michael Keaton who has to be called Michael Keaton because Michael Douglas was already taken, but unless you're talking about one of those scenarios, all the advice I'm seeing from trans rights groups is to identify him via previous roles whilst avoiding the previous name.
Sure, but that's where work in the public eye differs from an individual's personal identity. We don't choose our original names, but a name adopted for brand or career progression stands apart from that a bit.

I think that's a good demonstration of what names are too, because surely anyone demanding that he be referred to by a dead name for whatever reason ought to insist on the birth name rather than a screen name, and if they don't it shows their intent up as what it is.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

For what it's worth, I don't feel male. I'm not sure i'd feel any better female, but I do get a bit of euphoria seeing faceapp female pictures of myself. I don't think I'm up for the hassle of having to explain what gender neutral means, so I'll probably handle the issue by not talking to people wherever possible.

OwlFancier posted:

loving astrology for mbas.
I'm convinced that there's an axis on which gender, ethnicity, religion, star sign, and business brain letters rest, where all of them can intersect profoundly with a person's identity to different degrees despite obviously being something that in some aspects we created.

It's probably an inherent property of consciousness.

EvilHawk posted:

I guess blindfolds for everyone?
Glory holes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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ANYTHING YOU SOW posted:

Bit harsh on Belgium.
They know what they did.

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Nov 27, 2009

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endlessmonotony posted:

EVERYONE knows what they did.
Not everyone knows that by forcing populations of the Congo basin into close contact with other primates for survival reasons under Leopold and then bringing them all into cities and mass vaccinating them with shared needles for public health purposes Belgium created the HIV/Aids pandemic though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Jose posted:

its very funny imo that trump is threatening to defund the entire US military unless they let him punish people for mocking him on twitter
It's not the first time, he went off about how the Pentagon just wants to fight wars to profit bomb makers back in June. And then increased military spending. Not sure if he'd be more dangerous or more useful if he weren't just empty rhetoric.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Borrovan posted:

On the one hand, there could potentially be some adverse long term consequences that it isn't possible to test for in the short term, but, on the other, if we don't take it then tens of thousands of people will die. Seems like a no-brainer tbh
There's also highly possibly long term consequences of not having the vaccine, so that's on the balance too.

Red Oktober posted:

“This hasn’t been tested yet, there’s no way I’m going to take it.”

Mate, you used to buy pills from a bloke beside the bins behind Tesco who went by ‘Baz’; where has this new lack of trust in pharmaceuticals come from?
That's more of an argument to test your loving pills.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Sinn Féin Da.

Guavanaut
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Gonzo McFee posted:

the majority of people just want to stop the broadcast and go back to eating burgers.
A 6m advantage in the popular vote, to be specific.

endlessmonotony posted:

If it's inkjet, it's powered by self-loathing and the vengeful dreams of children murdered for your technology.
If it's inkjet, you run the program that spaffs a bunch of ink out and may or may not clean the heads.

Guavanaut
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Bobstar posted:

The whole teeth and eyes thing is weird, and prevalent. Here in NL I can add optional (commerical) dental insurance to my otherwise comprehensive government-mandated health cover, but it's something stupid like €200 in premiums a year, and the max they'll ever pay out is €300. I'd rather spend the money on a Waterpik!
Imagine if they applied the same logic to other 'non essential' peripheral parts, like toes.

e: Polydactyly is the most common congenital anomaly of the forefoot. An example would be having 11 toes.

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Borrovan posted:

I guess Covid only affects poor people?


Jakabite posted:

I don’t think there’s any reason to think this rollout will be without gently caress ups, but the doomposting can be a bit relentless. Anyone with even cautious optimism seems to be getting shouted down as a gullible idiot by people who seem to revel in the idea that it’ll be totally hosed. Seriously some of you seem like you’ll be disappointed if it goes well. There’s not really any incentive for this to get hosed up as far as I can tell. Not that it won’t, but it also might go alright?
I'm expecting mild corruption and a couple of significant delays and the 'mid-January' vaccination groups will probably be early February but I'm not working on the basis that they'll switch out the vaccines for cyanide or anything.

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OwlFancier posted:

Every time I go to the dentist she keeps basically negging me
BChd GDC PUA

Guavanaut
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EasyJet tickets come in three levels:

Basic - You enter a plane. There is no pilot or crew. After an hour you get out. Discount for return tickets.
Standard - You enter a plane. It is a DeHavilland Comet that hasn't been tested since 1963. You may arrive at your destination.
Luxury - You enter a plane. It is an Airbus with a trained crew. A man next to you screams Donald Trump speeches constantly. He can be silenced for £50 extra.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Populists: Get Brexit Done! Make America Great! Preserve Our Homeland! No More Refugees!
Centrists: What people really want is politics as nuanced market research rather than snappy slogans that turn a lot of people off.

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If Boris Johnson was the one who wrote the word down then I think I can guess it easily.

Whether I'd want to say it is another matter.

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Which reminds me, it's that time of the year:


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thespaceinvader posted:

No, the assholes are the ones who built the plan so cramped that you can't comfortably recline a reclinable seat in the first place.
:hai:
Classless planes, classless societies.

e: :lmao: at that tweet ^^

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Gort posted:

If I could buy a magic device that could wirelessly connect to non-wireless devices you know I would. Hell, I'd buy ten.

Maybe some kind of daisy-chain of nanobots that makes a string between your phone and the network port
DrayTek's VigorAP does that but it seems the WFH crew bought them all.

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