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Aug 19, 2010

Camrath posted:

Christmas Fudge Released

I am delighted to announce that Fudjit’s Christmas stock is now fully available for sale on the company website!

There are ten flavours on offer:

Vanilla
Dark Chocolate
Milk Chocolate
Chocolate Orange
Dark Chocolate and Chilli
PSF (Pumpkin spiced fudge)
Jelly Beans
Whisky and Candied Ginger
Rum and Raisin
Irish Cream


You can place orders at https://www.fudjit.co.uk using PayPal or credit/debit cards as you prefer.

And to get a box of five for the cost of four, please use the goon-only discount code ‘Roastbeefisbest’ at checkout.

Thank you all, and I look forwards to receiving your orders :)

I will only place an order only if an additional 'pickledonionisbetter' code is added :colbert:

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Aug 19, 2010

Dead Goon posted:

Didn't think there were any left-wing newspapers in the UK.

Is the morning star still going?

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Aug 19, 2010

mehall posted:

Hot take - don't dead name someone unless they've said you can do it.
Elliot Page is Elliot Page.
For the next maybe week to month it's somewhat reasonable to refer to them as "Elliot Page, formerly known as Ellen Page", but IMO (and in the guidance given by various pro trans organisations) you're best off still avoiding it.

"Star of Juno and the Umbrella Academy, Page has announced he is transgender and non-binary, Elliot's preferred pronouns are he/they".

If you'd ever heard of Elliot beforehand, that sentence will identify exactly who you're talking about without ever deadnaming them.

If Elliot releases a statement saying "Hey, you can refer to my old name as my former stage name" then fill your boots, but until then I'd steer clear.

:stare:

I've either misread the tone of this or it seems you're going a bit hard on this poster for something that doesn't appear altogether unreasonable. I mean sure, in a few months but literally an hour or two after the announcement it doesn't seem unreasonable to explain who this person is by reference to their immediately previous public identity.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

mehall posted:

I maybe went in a bit hard, but the text of the post was saying that old roles could be talked about using the "former screen name", but it's still their dead name.

A non celebrity equivalent would be "I dated him back when he was called Miranda" or something, it's still deadnaming them.

See this is where I feel that the entire positive impact of a celebrity announcing that they have transitioned is lost if you don't allow people to process what has actually changed. One day (hopefully soon) stories like this will no longer be as newsworthy because society will have progressed to a state of understanding which renders them less unusual, but at the moment I think there is value in explaining that a famous formerly female actor has now transitioned to a different gender identity and is known by a different name. If it's Jenny from the pub then sure that's different, but I would hope that Elliot Page the star of hugely successful movies and TV series realises the positive impact their story will have on thousands of ordinary trans peoples lives.

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Aug 19, 2010

Rumda posted:

no you are right


you still shouldn't refer to a trans person by their dead name, refer to what he did but don't use the old name, its even worse close to when you have come out, for moths after I came out I couldn't handle my friends using my deadname even when not referring to me.

I agree that deadnaming is hurtful and counter productive to a person's wellbeing and should be avoided, the only point that I want to make is that cis people without a good understanding of what it means to be transgender (particularly those of older generations where this was not something that was really experienced within their social groups) cannot take everything onboard straight away and therefore may need some explanation or guidance. This is only relevant in the immediate short term though, i.e. if my mum doesn't know who this person is that is in the news then explaining who they formerly identified as is helpful as a form of context, but it's not something that should ever need to be brought up again.

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Aug 19, 2010

stev posted:

He wasn't even in it! Naughty Dog were accused off copying his likeness and they tweaked the character model at some point before it came out so Ellie doesn't really look like him now.

He was in that poo poo David Cage game though and he acted like they were close friends which clearly wasn't true - Cage is a creepy, creepy man.

Also there was that thing where David Cage got another female actor to do the nude bit where Page's character is having a shower and it turns out if you noclip then there is basically that character completely naked. Which Page understandably had a bit of a problem with considering appearing nude was not in the contract

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55156512

quote:

EasyJet customers who want to use overhead luggage lockers will have to buy more expensive tickets.

In a move which provoked criticism on social media, Easyjet said the changes to its luggage policy will start on 10 February.

Customers who don't buy the more expensive tickets will be restricted to putting a small carry-on bag under their seat.

Easyjet said the changes would improve punctuality.

But some customers reacted with dismay on Twitter, with one calling it an "absolutely terrible move".

"Like Ryanair, [they are] monetising every opportunity in a race to the bottom," they said.

Another accused the airline of changing the conditions of their ticket after they had bought it.

"I imagine there is some small letter in the terms to allow you to do it, but it is not right is it?"

not quite as funny as O'Leary's 'standing seats' proposal but it's up there

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
boris will be giving a briefing shortly

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-55155953

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Aug 19, 2010

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Yeah, that's what inspired me. Those things are ridiculously expensive for some reason so I made my own solution.

It's all coming back to me now. The difficult bit is knowing the length you need, so I had to figure out a way of making it adjustable. I honestly can't remember how I did that because I probably wouldn't have got away with taking nuts and bolts on the flight so maybe i had some dowel or something.



Anyway it was a trip to america and I accidentally left it in a hostel in san francisco.

:dong:

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Aug 19, 2010
Marvel films are good for flights, never tend to watch them otherwise.

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Aug 19, 2010

peanut- posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/dec/03/gavin-williamson-britains-a-much-better-country-than-all-of-them


Every time they open their loving mouths I get a loss less confident in this vaccine

Tbh Williamson would be less of a oval office if the only words that exited his mouth were "I'M A oval office" ad eternam

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Was the old Spitting Image any good? I was too young to watch it back when it was on TV

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Aug 19, 2010

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

It seemed pretty good at the time - it was something new and irreverent, a breath of fresh air over 30 years ago. Just about the only satirical thing on tv IIRC. I know we all used to watch it avidly back then.
There are too many alternatives these days and though I haven't seen the new series, the bits posted ITT and elsewhere don't entice me.

Ah that's interesting, thanks! Might see if I can dig up some old ones on YouTube or something.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

(PS I also edited my post to mention "Not the Nine O Clock News" which slightly predated Spitting Image and was another satirical news show.)

Ah yes I got the compilation videos when I was about 12, they were great although quite a few of the sketches got butchered. I enjoyed the songs as well :)

Also the Tories never change


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz13FKjp1I

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Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

The Death of Stalin did that well.

I didn't realise the accents meant anything in that film, thought everyone just used their normal speaking voices rather than putting one on?

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Aug 19, 2010

Gort posted:

Jason Isaacs isn't from Yorkshire. He was born in Liverpool and became a mockney when he moved to London aged 11

Ah just realised I'm thinking of the HBO Chernobyl series, cheers

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Aug 19, 2010

:hmmyes:

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Aug 19, 2010

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I used to like you - boo hiss.

:hotpickle:

You're alright Jaeluni :)

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Aug 19, 2010

SpicePro posted:

I'm not an expert but I'm 99.99% sure they can't do that with furlough, talk to your union.

You have to be paid 100% salary for any holiday taken IIRC

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Aug 19, 2010

stev posted:

Thinking about it, almost all of the books have at least one major scene/fight that takes place in a toilet. :magemage:

well i hope those fights were only enacted by characters of the appropriate gender!

:suicide:

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Aug 19, 2010

stev posted:

They also fight off a large, male invader in the girls' bathroom in the first one. The plot thickens.

:ughh:

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Aug 19, 2010

cant cook creole bream posted:

It feels like it has been the last day of Brexit negotiations for one and a half years now.

Now I'm imagining a Black Mirror where the main character (the UK's Chief Brexit Negotiator) is stuck in a time loop where they repeat the last day of negotiations infinitely and can only escape if they finalise a deal :v:

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Borrovan posted:

I heard a rumour that the burger in spoons is actually p good

haven't been in to confirm yet

I have eaten a burger in spoons and it was p bad, hope that helps

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Camrath posted:

Fudge News

So the past week has been insane. Fudjit is closing out 2020 on its best month of trading yet. I am completely blown away by all of your generosity and appetite for delicious fudge. :D

My long awaited move has now been confirmed as happening on Friday; given the amount of things I have to do before then I’m afraid I will be closing sales as of midnight tonight. If you still want to buy fudge, hit up https://www.fudjit.co.uk before midnight! I still have some amount of dark chocolate, chilli-chocolate and jelly beans flavours left; everything else I’m happy to say is gone!

If I may ramble for a few; it’s now almost exactly a year since my initial soft-launch on here. In that time trade has grown from an average of c£200 a month last December to over a grand this month. I’ve gone from cooking 10kg in one kilo batches and considering it exhausting to cooking 40+kg in 4kg batches with ease. I’ve gone from selling through direct engagement here and elsewhere (and of course maintaining the dreaded UKMT goons.xls in the process) to having a functioning sales website that seems to be working well (this was something I had a huge mental block over).

In short, the cooking of fudge for me has gone from ‘potentially profitable side hustle’ to ‘actually able to make a living off’ in the course of a year. And in particular, a year of such horribleness and despair. Part of me feels guilty that I’ve achieved satisfaction and a measure of success when so many of us are struggling with the precariousness of life, the difficulties of furlough and so on. But another part says that if I, an autistic depressive who genuinely thought he would never be able to work again, can do this then holy hell there’s hope for all of us.

And the only reason I’ve been able to make this work is down to the massive support and solidarity shown by the people posting here, in the discord and elsewhere who took a change on my sweet sweet goodies, showed faith in me to follow through (especially when so many other goon projects have crashed and burned) and then pimped out my wares to others. It’s a debt that I don’t think can ever really be repaid other than through the gratitude that fills me.

More than anything else, you guys haven’t just helped me create a working business, but you’ve also helped me get some of my pride and self-respect back; helped me lift myself up when I thought I was too broken to ever stand on my own two feet again.

I dunno what 2021 will bring, but I know it’ll be full of sweetness no matter how poo poo this rainy terf island gets. Because I’ll be making it.

I have sadly had to use the 'roastbeefisbest' code to secure a discount on this. I would like to state for the record that I profoundly disagree with this statement

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

JollyBoyJohn posted:

I only really buy christmas presents for the wife and for my mum but I also plan on giving 2 friends weed this year

Can I be your friend too

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Aug 19, 2010

JollyBoyJohn posted:

just for clarification, one of the friends had his mother die and got testicular cancer this year and the other friend has picked up my weed for most of the year so I'm not just throwing little bags at anyone from my santa sack

yeah twas a joke grounded in my frustration that i gave up 13 years ago and am no longer in a position to indulge, at least not in this country :(

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
I picked up an old Epson printer/scanner for £5 from a charity shop and it works great with cheap refilled carts from Amazon. Last few I had were HP and they were complete garbage, expensive and unreliable.

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Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Okay so I dressed up and beat up a mentally unwell person doing cosplay rather than using my billions to establish a network of safehouses and citizenship lawyers, what now?

Find an orphan to be your weird sidekick, also get an old cockerney butler to dispense sage advice

Edit: did you build an underground cave hideout yet

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

TACD posted:

Ah, so Boris is cagey about how many kids he has to prevent temporal assassinations. It's probably a good idea, look what happened to little Ivan.

uh... what :stare:

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Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Porn pass makes me think of a narrow passageway through mountains that you have to travel to get porn, which I assume will be a thing in 2021.

I'm thinking of a 127 Hours parody where someone's penis gets stuck in a rocky glory hole whilst venturing deep into porn pass

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Aug 19, 2010

EvilHawk posted:

Absolutely love how Keith has been in power for nearly a year and we still don't know what he stands for.

Are we absolutely sure he exists and is not just a marionette

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Aug 19, 2010

Comrade Fakename posted:

I think the plan from the Tories was, and to an extent still is, to play brinksmanship and signal that you’re totally willing to commit national suicide and have no deal so that you hold the upper hand in negotiations. So it’s them trying to attract us not to do a terrible thing for everyone, instead of us begging for scraps to keep our country afloat.

However, I also think that a lifetime of propaganda, and ramping up in intensity over the last few years, has been swallowed by the idiots in charge, and every day the thoughts of “you know what, we SHOULD do no deal, Britannia rules the waves, we’ll bounce back stronger than ever, good old Blighty sneers in the face of foreign cowards, and we’re such brain geniuses we’re the perfect people to guide the country through these waters, and also our supporters will go mental if we seem to capitulate” grow stronger and stronger in what suffices for a mind in these people.

this is basically the moment where the pm realises he has to actually gently caress a pig in that Black Mirror episode, and crowds of people are going to cheer it on at the start before realising what's actually going on

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Aug 19, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

What if the rape-gang turns its attentions towards my bins? :gonk:

Yeah, probably best to stockpile a few Mr. T costumes just in case!

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSFWN2IS08H


Reuters posted:

(Reuters) - British ministers have warned supermarkets to stockpile food amid possibilities of a no-deal Brexit, with shortages feared as talks with the European Union remain deadlocked, The Sunday Times newspaper reported bit.ly/2W9lP3J.
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is set to take control of planning if Britain opts for no deal and will chair an exit operations committee to prepare the response, the newspaper reported.
Ministers have told suppliers of medicines, medical devices and vaccines to stockpile six weeks’ worth at secure locations in the United Kingdom, the report added.


Oh cool

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Aug 19, 2010

Comrade Fakename posted:

Unfortunately, he was not in fact, a great replacement.

He'd probably do a good job replacing some of my loft boarding

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Aug 19, 2010

Katt posted:

On a scale of 1-10. How Diminished has the DUPs political influence in the UK become in the last year?

I'd say they're about the same level as CUK rn

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Aug 19, 2010

stev posted:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1338825623473680385?s=19

Curious. It's almost like this was her goal all along. :iiam:

pinknews.co.uk posted:

Notorious British anti-trans columnist Julie Burchill says that using cocaine every day for three decades caused her no “lasting damage”.

:thunk:

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Aug 19, 2010
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/15/uk-rules-for-christmas-could-be-reviewed-as-coronavirus-cases-surge

quote:

Options under consideration are understood to include reducing period the rules are relaxed from five days to three days, as well as reducing the number of households permitted to mix from three to two, although nothing has been finalised.

Another Whitehall source confirmed that discussions were taking place, and that if anything was going to change it was likely to be announced “sooner rather than later”.

I mean it's better than nothing, although I wonder if people will actually go along with it.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU

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Aug 19, 2010

namesake posted:

More like

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ohhib

33 loving years and you only need to change the puppets to update it.

Christ can you imagine if that sketch aired today about the current administration. MI5 would be in the production offices within minutes smashing up hard drives with hammers

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