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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

orange juche posted:

Won't pass the Senate because the cruelty is the point.

Yep. That's the problem and it's not like Donnie's in a functional mood to do anything.

Speaking of, the fat gently caress is singing:

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1333856475752648706?s=19

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

I don't think Trump will actually fire Barr, but gently caress I would laugh so hard if he did.

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1333861254063153154?s=19

At least some of the lovely people in the world are getting some discomfort and anger while we're all generally hosed. That wasn't the case for quite a while and it's a silver lining.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

I don't think Trump will actually fire Barr, but gently caress I would laugh so hard if he did.

Alright, now the sequence is making more sense:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1333863633269493765

Blast out the real poo poo, throw some bullshit at Donnie to keep him happy.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

not caring here posted:

I just saw this elsewhere and my guess was DeJoy or Prince.

From what I'm seeing so far:

- A lawyer somewhere is probably hosed, as his/her attorney-client privilege just got exceptioned due to the third party rule and/or crime-fraud
https://twitter.com/adamsteinbaugh/status/1333922088902676481

- The last names are really tiny, which is weird
- It came from emails already seized by the federal government in some other investigation, probably against Rudy
- This all happened in the summer
- Flynn's name would fit, but he's probably broke

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Dec 2, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm also not sure Flynn would need to funnel money into Trump's pockets for a pardon.

This review is making a lot more sense now:

https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1333930313903345664

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Woofer posted:

How dumb is it to rent a car and drive to Ohio to a house with like 5 people? I got invited this year and made a sad resolution last Christmas that I wouldn’t spend this Christmas alone. But it’s not a resolution worth dying over.

I'm thinking acceptable to medium-dumb. Very good that you're driving and not flying, semi-bad that you're not just videocalling, bad to very bad about the house. I'm feeling the sad/lonely thing, so I get it, and I'll be driving to separately see my mom/dad like I did for Thanksgiving (15 and 30 minutes away).

How active are these five people in the house and how serious are they taking preventative measures? Do they all work at home? Do you trust them enough to believe what they say about the measures they're taking? Will they/you get tested beforehand? Is that more like a household of 5 people, or five households of one person? And do you have family that you could potentially spread to?

Woofer posted:

what are the odds of travel prices across the board skyrocketing after a mass produced vaccine gets distributed? Are airlines going to claim how broke they are and lay a bunch of people off right before the biggest rush for tickets in probably our lifetime?

I really don't know. The vaccine rollout will be slow and there probably won't be a magic date when everyone gets good again, until primarily summer. There will be an absolute shitpile of demand, but it likely won't be all at once. The airlines will hire back hella people once that happens though.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Woofer posted:

I’m tired of being lonely on the loving holidays.

If you need special poo poo to do, there's a Ron Funches show on the 5th, Primus on the 11th, Electric Six on the 22nd, and a Titus stand-up show for New Years. The livestreamed shows have been my lifeline to normalcy through this time.

And for all y'all navy/saltsuckers:

https://twitter.com/oliviasolon/status/1334173151597621248?s=19

Worth your time. Carving up ships for scrap with chains.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looking like the Georgia GOP is in the "gently caress, we found out" phase:

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1334220066771099653?s=19

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1334225185868804097?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

These fucks telling the public that if they just yell about it or harass people enough they can just overturn an election is pretty loving ridiculous but also a bit scary.

Apparently Donnie just released a 46-minute, multiple-cut video of this kind of thing on Facebook, so that's going to be fun.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Jesus loving christ

Don't worry too much, it's already getting memed to gently caress.

https://twitter.com/BobSaietta/status/1334246685820801025

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/1334244581873946626

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Doc Hawkins posted:

watch Network (1976), OP

Seconding this. Fuckin' movie predicted the future.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's something more substantive. I noticed this on emails, but wondering if there was more to it. There is!

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1334304138373574659

2024.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Midjack posted:

Haha gently caress you asswipe, you signed up with this shitfucker in 2016. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

(Subject of the tweet, not the poster.)

Nah I deserve it.

Like this person does:

https://twitter.com/sonam_sheth/status/1334316697591959552

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Real cool Supreme Court you got there. Be a shame if someone broke it.

Oh.

Apparently this one's not a huge deal as the Supreme Court literally did one of the options that California actually *proposed* that they do.

https://twitter.com/GregStohr/status/1334518899140931588

So it's not a super-clear "suckpreme court" decision, that might come later.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pine Cone Jones posted:

So I've been hearing stuff about the 230 repeal gaining traction because donny is upset, is there any actual news to this?

Literally zero traction. The NDAA is the closest thing to hallowed ground that there is left (Democrats like functioning government, Republicans like defense spending).

Congress responded to the 230/Confederate veto threat by literally just debuting the conferenced bill. Republican Senators are basically saying "not the time/place, you dumb gently caress". Even Rand Paul just put out a "reform 230, not kill 230" statement.

The goal of Republicans is to complain about 230 forever and never touch it. Donnie isn't understanding that background.

It's unclear if Donnie will actually veto the NDAA, or if Congress would override the veto. Tune in tomorrow!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pine Cone Jones posted:

So I've been hearing stuff about the 230 repeal gaining traction because donny is upset, is there any actual news to this?

A follow-up, here's how seriously Congress is taking Donnie's veto threat on the NDAA:

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1334619518698655747

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
NYT figured out the redactions on the bribes-for-pardon scheme, a lot of nobodies and Jared Kushner's lawyer.

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1334673609441337344

https://twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1334679618524241921

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Dec 4, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm not really convinced that the ongoing wingnutathon is going to actually hurt Republicans in the Georgia doublerunoff.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1334693736916377602

But I could be convinced.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

No, because he was in better financial shape in 2015. He has nearly a billion dollars in debt coming due in 2021, and didn't have pending cases waiting for his Org.

Being in public office was the worst thing that could've happened to the Trump Org, because suddenly they came under tighter scrutiny and, surprise surprise, its a fraudulent mess.
All the details necessary to know this were not known in 2015, most of this stuff didn't become public till 2020.

Yeah this is the common thing when it comes to high-profile people and investigations. At one time, they weren't so high-profile, the state really didn't give a poo poo if he lied on his federal tax returns, and he wasn't in charge of an openly-corrupt government. Just the fact that a new Secretary of Treasury will immediately hand over Donnie's tax returns to NYState and Congress (unless stopped by courts) to prove the poo poo in the NYT series is quite a lot. Probably doesn't lead to an Actual Thing, but it enables the Actual Thing to happen.

Also, if Donnie does somehow manage to either pardon himself (sketchy) or others, my long-term bet is that he uses campaign / leadership PAC money to pay down his personal debts. I'm almost positive that's a severe legal no-no, and pardons can't cover future activity. I doubt he has the self-control to avoid tapping into the "no touchy" pots of money.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Never would've thought that of all things to rival gunchat, it would be bikechat.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1334908459842752525?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Woofer posted:

I might end my t-break to celebrate if I’m not getting trolled.

It's a message vote, it's not going anywhere in the Senate to the best of my knowledge.

But, the leopards hunger for faces to eat.

https://twitter.com/rudygiuliani/status/1334928653889761281

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Would have been nice to have some direct payments in there...but no we can’t have that.

They should at least be preparing a standalone stimulus bill.

It was commented today that "direct payments have no lobbyist in DC" and them being left out is probably not a coincidence. Also a *lot* of people are forgetting that the $1.7T offer had a LOT of Republican-priority garbage in it (like no employer liability), so the dollar figure alone doesn't cut it.

But anyways, have two SHUT THE gently caress UP DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT stories:

https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1334956230775861257

https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1334955569128624131

I'm no lawyer, but I don't think it's good for Donnie when a federal judge is asking "why the gently caress is this state issue in front of me?".

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I remember there was about a week or two of Donnie actually having decent lawyers on this poo poo. What I can't decide is which made more of an impact - the lawyers seeing how dumb all this was (and turning down the money?!), or groups like The Lincoln Project doxxing the absolute gently caress out of the lawyers that attached their names to the lawsuits.

The end result is this either way:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1334961330885804033

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I exploded laughing when I saw the fuckup.

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1334952803656151040

DECLARATION OF FACIALIMPEDIMENT

I, facialimpediment 'm gay

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Dec 4, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

While I know that a part of this can be attributed to Republicans not wanting to cross Trump and end up on the business end of one of his Twitter tantrums, this really has gone on for too long.

As stated by everyone, here's the reason:

https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1335041418184646656?s=19

It's Merry Griftsmas and Republicans with any (remaining) sense are trying to just shut up until the 8th/14th when this thing is irrevocably cooked. They all know they need Trump voters, and every grifter is zooming far right to mount eventual primary challenges, so it's either bow in fealty to the disintegrating god-emperor or shut the gently caress up until schedule reality kicks in.

For what it's worth, except for some minor pentagon nonsense, absolutely nothing is impeding the actual transition anymore. That was making a lot of Republicans start to get mouthy, so now they've shut up too.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Also, we knew this woman was a nutbag, but it's nice to put some meat on the bone.

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1335238187304816641?s=19

... and then send the boning to my ex

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The self-sustaining fart-huffing chamber is springing leaks and Republicans are refusing to join in and provide additional gas.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1335297969185239040?s=19

He's so high on his own supply it's going to be hilarious when the chamber deflates. Trump rally in Georgia at 4:30 PM.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Things are getting weird and not really decelerating.

https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/1335358127399645194

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
this is either

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1335679426516881409

1) about fuckin time

2) an excuse to pull him off the road

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I honestly thought he already had it.

He has basically been taking the inverse of precautions for a very long time. If the announcement wasn't just plain bullshit, it very much could be his second go-round for what we know.

Sacrist65 posted:

Point: this disease is a really lovely way to die and we really shouldnt wish that on anyone

Counterpoint: he's on TV 24/7 in the homes of the dumbest loving people and him dying might register the seriousness of this, increasing PPE usage and saving hundreds of lives.

Counter counter point: lol

It's a poo poo way to die and I wish it was worse for people literally perpetuating the pandemic. It's a personal character flaw and I'm not going to be a "bigger person" about it, gently caress them all.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

:bisonyes:

Though so many people have probably been collaterally exposed by that doofus.

Pretty sure multiple state congressional chambers are going to be shut down due to his fuckery. It probably shuts off the whole "legislature appoints different electors" nonsense because those chambers probably can't even meet anymore :laugh:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1335688639737720843

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: RUDY'S IN THE HOSPITAL :siren:

https://twitter.com/cliffordlevy/status/1335696508507840512

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
aaaaaaand there it is

https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1335764756083449856

serves them all right

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Efb - My phone received saliva that I had to wipe off.

Kraken got killed in Michigan too this morning.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1335958141536755719?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

Trump can absolutely use AF1 to fly to Florida before noon on January 20th, but after noon he no longer has access or any authority over the plane or it's crew.

https://youtu.be/jw3PJftd-_E

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1336042353153499137

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1336043829884030981

I'm personally thinking that the logisticians at Operation Warp Speed are keeping all this poo poo under wraps so the White House doesn't stick their dumbass noses into them. I could be wrong, but based on the people involved, I doubt it.

But it'll be fun when news reports come out about Pfizer vaccines getting spoiled because someone in the non-governmental portion of the supply chain fucks up.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1336064865111306240

Donnie hosed up and didn't buy enough up-front, so Pfizer locked up deals with other countries and they're now basically tapped out. Knowing he hosed up and likely cared too much about reelection to think long-term (or at all), Donnie is going to sign an Executive Order "making Americans the priority". It will likely not carry any legal power and get tangled up in courts at best.

He put all his eggs into the vaccine basket and forgot to make the basket big enough.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

They didn't arrest her. They raided her house and took all of her equipment so they can figure out her sources and see if there's any crime they can charge her with.

The only "real crime" I've seen a reference to is that she potentially hacked into the state's emergency system. :jerkbag:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
That whole thing is especially funny because Donnie got turned down twice and per Fetterman, the Pennsylvania House/Senate is essentially dissolved right now and does not exist.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Been curious about the progress of the Flint water crisis - looks like it's almost over!

https://twitter.com/DavidEggert00/status/1336320665574539273?s=19

The article has more information, but the feds gave Flint money, Flint did the work, and it looks like there's finally an end in sight.

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