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I was planning to major in Vampirism but it turns out that it's in freakin' Kentucky? Also it's a liberal arts college? What gives? They don't even have any classes on vampires at all! False advertisement if you ask me...
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Apr 28, 2024 22:21
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- Stoner Sloth
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"Velcome to the vorld of academia, it may seem boring to you at first young man but trust me - it's very high stakes!" - 'joke' that dean, Dr Acula, makes to at least one new student every year without fail.
   
       
  
 
   
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Dec 3, 2020 20:29
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.
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Dec 4, 2020 07:46
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I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.
tfw the stoner gets the wrong brain for your group project and everyone fails
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Dec 4, 2020 17:43
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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My RA is banging on my door, yelling that they can smell weed. But somehow if I tell him he doesn't have permission to enter he just keeps asking even though he has the keys.
OCD or something?
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Dec 4, 2020 17:55
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They sure take inclement weather seriously. Everything gets cancelled when there's a bad thunderstorm.
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Dec 4, 2020 20:41
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Shipping guy: Wow, you guys sure request a lot of cadavers. You must have a huge premed program.
Cafeteria worker: Premed, right.
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Dec 4, 2020 21:01
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- Prof. Crocodile
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The commencement speech was a little weird. It was just some guy yelling "BLEH!" and waving his arms around.
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Dec 5, 2020 00:43
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the guest lecturer visiting professor from hong kong was really great, but i'm worried about his health because it looks like he was hopping to the podium
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Dec 5, 2020 02:02
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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going to student health services, checkbox under blood type says "no preference"
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Dec 5, 2020 02:03
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Apr 28, 2024 22:21
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- Stoner Sloth
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tfw the stoner gets the wrong brain for your group project and everyone fails
hey man, i told you i thought that brain was from someone named 'Abby Normal', how was i to know that wasn't what the label meant?
anyway my bad but you gotta let it go sometime and just like chill
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