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progressive sex toy? how about a dictionary. that says sex words at me.
i'm a sapiosexual so i have devised this Adult Speak And (not 'n' - that is a bowdlerisation of my urges) Spell that when you press a button it says "lineament" or "dogma" and my pussey becomes wide and engorged. i am going to take it on Dragon's Den but I will only speak to Deborah Meaden, the most literate dragon. I know in my heart that Deborah and I are cut from the same cloth.
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locking eyes with Deborah Meaden as our pussey's inexorably synchronise. the Adult Speak And Spell drones on, "mountaineering, cuniculus, theriac". "i'm in for £4,000,000 and a 1% stake" whispers Deborah. I know, I smirk, looking back.
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Dec 7, 2020 10:26
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I have recently been made aware of a sex's toy the central conceit of which being, that a torch has a pussy inside. I think that is hosed. Behold my alternative: a copy of Pleasure Activism by Adrienne Maree Brown which has a pussy inside.
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Dec 7, 2020 16:58
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opening and shutting the book at Theo Paphitis, so that he can see what is inside, but the key camera grip cannot. "you can be in for a small stake," i say, laying it on real thick, while also subtly hinting that the dimensions of a 9x6 paperback are actually non-ideal for penetration (this is so he won't be disappointed in focus testing)
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