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ojay, so first off we know what the market is saturated with: distressingly realistic dicks, vagines, buttholes, foot-pussies, titty-pussies, and edward cullen's face. if you want a dildo based off the exact specification of a taiwanese political radical's dick, you can get that vein-perfect. we have descended into the uncanny valley of sex bits. what market remains unexplored? geometric solids. can you get off on a cylinder? impossible. try it. until now. phizzy's phuckables is proud to announce, for the first time ever, the Sex Cone. it vibrates at wildly unpredictable strengths and frequencies we based off of solar radiation. surf the cosmos on our wildly impractical cone thing, which no human can comfortably wield one-handed. we'll soon be unveiling a whole line of these weird, Bauhaus fanart lookin things, in such non-euclidian configurations as: rear end Rhombus "Square" Wet Spiral |
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Gross Dude posted:I want to gently caress this, OP. Let me do it! they've got two models, one made of a more rigid plastic the other made of fake skin, and they both feel perpetually greasy to the touch crimes |
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!!!!! other sharks don't read this!!!! deborah... hello.... how do you feel about, what is ze word, geometry? crimes |
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socially conscious kink for liberals: a flagellator which only works on your own back
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Finger Prince posted:"Why's it called The gently caress Orb?" it's got a built-in lighter for an afterglow ciggie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKxZO7tFfc crimes |
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a mouth fleshlight except you have to seduce it properly and get affirmative consent before going to town
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