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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > designing progressive sex toys
 
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Randy Travesty

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 Dazzling Deborah Meaden with my gorgeous "dildeaux" covered in Swarovski crystals. The dildeaux is just a traffic cone.


* # ¿ Dec 7, 2020 14:39
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Randy Travesty

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 A dick sucking trolley robot, but it's millennial pink.


* # ¿ Dec 7, 2020 17:17
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Randy Travesty

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 A perfectly spherical, solid ball of titanium approximately 3' in diameter, delivered directly to your door. I call it The gently caress Orb.


* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 01:27
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Wacky Waving Inflatable Dong-Flailing Cock Ring


* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 01:49
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Randy Travesty

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 We're a certified B corp AND a certified C corp.

The C is for Cummies.

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 02:22
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