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alexandriao


[voice pipes up in boardroom] Ah, it's clear. It doesn't just have to be sociopolitically progressive, but also sequencially progressive...

[some time passes]

Introducing, the number line gently caress -- in arabic numerals. Twenty six different geometric delights to tickle your fancy, all on a genderless rope, which is ribbed (for your pleasure).

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alexandriao


google THIS posted:

Holding my dick up to the urethrinal scanner, the sultry robotic voice that says ACCESS GRANTED is pretty cool I guess but I kinda wish I could turn it down

Getting aroused by being denied access by the dick scanner

alexandriao


A vibrator that calls for revolution when you cum.

"The only chains you should have are the ones we build together, comrade!"

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