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- pecan
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what’s the insulated thermos review market looking like these days
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Dec 7, 2020 16:26
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- pecan
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also, never forgeti, to buy a yeti. some of the proceeds from each yeti sale go towards the nut suppression fund co-sponsored by the church of Jesus of Latter Day Saints
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Dec 7, 2020 16:27
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- vanisher
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three words
virtual avatar streaming
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Dec 7, 2020 18:16
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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tiktoks of twerking to the byob reggae while wearing a patterned mask
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 7, 2020 18:19
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- Escape From Noise
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What if--hear me out--we did, say, a diorama of the SA offices entirely from memory circa 2005? No cheating, no looking at pictures.
I literally remember nothing of it other then it was in rural Missouri. So that's my contribution. You're welcome!
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Dec 7, 2020 19:10
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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What if--hear me out--we did, say, a diorama of the SA offices entirely from memory circa 2005? No cheating, no looking at pictures.
for real authenticity steal a local kid's toy Mustang
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 7, 2020 19:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Laughing at jokes is played out. Laughing at insect pheromones is where it's at.
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Dec 7, 2020 21:03
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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Laughing at jokes is played out. Laughing at insect pheromones is where it's at.
the oh yeah scene from the new big mouth season but instead of breaking open a tube he just holding a big jar of ants
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Dec 7, 2020 21:16
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- Stoner Sloth
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also, never forgeti, to buy a yeti. some of the proceeds from each yeti sale go towards the nut suppression fund co-sponsored by the church of Jesus of Latter Day Saints
capitalisms AND profiting from the proceeds of selling the noble bogdoots cousin? our friend nut would never stoop to such infamy!!
one word: merchandise
byob lunchboxes, byob plushies, collectible posts. hell we could even make a spin off kidfriendly animated byob tv series. think of the toys!
parents are complaining about the snail figurines
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 7, 2020 23:02
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must!
heh, commercials dont have any effect on me
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Dec 7, 2020 23:15
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- Randy Travesty
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PHANTOM QUEEN
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What if we did an ad campaign that was like a used car salesman, but for on line???? Just a guy in a cheap suit shouting YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE INCREDIBLE POSTS! and throwing money at the camera while dogs driving funny cars zoom around the parking lot behind him before one of them crashes into a large potted ficus, which causes a neighboring building to burst into flames. The flames then set off a fireworks display that says JUST POST IN BYOB. The man is still throwing money at the camera, but now he's screaming NO COUPONS, NO DEALS, JUST POSTS. TFR superstar poster Cyrano, in his cameo, shoots the man with a paintball gun. The man explodes, comically, into confetti. The confetti is all faces. The dogs are barking to the BYOB reggae. A hammock cat can be seen, chilling in his hammock, through the flames. A 900 number flashes on screen with CALL NOW TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN POST. The 900 number is a direct transfer to Jeffery of YOSPOS's cell phone. Ringing can be heard. A beleaguered "yes, hello?" joins the line. Dogs are barking louder, more insistently, to the BYOB reggae. Jeffrey is crying. Nut's obituary is being read aloud while everyone else laughs. "YOU WILL POST, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT," booms the voice of God from heaven. God is played by Michael Fassbender. The commercial abruptly ends when GaG closes the tv channel.
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Dec 8, 2020 01:23
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- Stoner Sloth
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apple mac's 1984 ad but instead of 'big brother' it's jeffery of yospos on screen and then excellent and completely alive forums poster nut runs in an throws a hammer which smashes the tv and frees everyone
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 8, 2020 01:46
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- Stoner Sloth
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NO COFFEE. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.
i'm good with that, cool and very much alive forums poster nut peed in the only coffee supply anyway
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Dec 8, 2020 02:15
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 8, 2020 02:41
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I am willing to live stream me playing scary video games like the zoomers enjoy, but I am a grown man so instead of screaming in terror when something scary happens I mostly just swear at the controller when I accidentally crouch when trying to run BECAUSE WHO THE gently caress THOUGHT THAT CLICKING THE RUNNING STICK SHOULD MAKE YOU STOP AND DUCK AND WADDLE!? GOD DAMMIT!
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Dec 8, 2020 04:11
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- Escape From Noise
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Okay check this out, we gameify BYOB! What does that mean exactly? Hell if I know. I'm what you might call "the ideas guy".
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Dec 8, 2020
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Dec 8, 2020 07:26
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- Escape From Noise
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We could also leverage our cross promotion with Wendy's Breakfast Menu to maximize brand awareness and customer entergagement.
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Dec 8, 2020 07:30
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