Rebranding BYOB to the cutting edge comedy forum

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

BYOB needs a rebrand. No longer can we be known as the kinder, gentler forum--we need to be known as comedy innovators. How else will we gain market share of forum posters?

I'm gonna need y'all to brainstorm some ideas. I want the whole world to know about BYOB. I want most posters than Facebook. I want to consume Amazon with our posting. This may require dioramas, jokes, art, and venture capital investment. Do you best. BYOB needs you.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 15:23

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# ? May 2, 2024 01:07

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

your mama's so fat, and she's ROCKING it. I love her so much

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Dec 7, 2020 15:35

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Joking around and doing bits with a vocaloid. That's what I'm doing.

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 15:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

i would bring suzy cider back to post but it didn't work out well last time

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:04

pecan

what�s the insulated thermos review market looking like these days

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:26

pecan

also, never forgeti, to buy a yeti. some of the proceeds from each yeti sale go towards the nut suppression fund co-sponsored by the church of Jesus of Latter Day Saints

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:27

Escape From Noise

Are listicles still really popular? Maybe we should do a bunch of listicles.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 7, 2020 17:55

Escape From Noise

Welcome hello & chat. Lurkers MUST post, or I'll put a cigarette out in your damned eye! :baduk:

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 7, 2020 17:58

vanisher

three words

virtual avatar streaming

# ? Dec 7, 2020 18:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

vanisher posted:

three words

virtual avatar streaming

You? You get the coffee. You're a closer.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 18:17

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

tiktoks of twerking to the byob reggae while wearing a :byob1:

patterned mask

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 18:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

What if--hear me out--we did, say, a diorama of the SA offices entirely from memory circa 2005? No cheating, no looking at pictures.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 18:45

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

What if--hear me out--we did, say, a diorama of the SA offices entirely from memory circa 2005? No cheating, no looking at pictures.

I literally remember nothing of it other then it was in rural Missouri. So that's my contribution. You're welcome!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:10

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kief Richards posted:

What if--hear me out--we did, say, a diorama of the SA offices entirely from memory circa 2005? No cheating, no looking at pictures.

for real authenticity steal a local kid's toy Mustang

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

magic cactus posted:

for real authenticity steal a local kid's toy Mustang

You're a closer, you get coffee.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:27

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

all I remember about the SA office is possibly somebody sleeping on the ground in big shorts, I think I could make that happen using popsicle sticks and some modeling clay.

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I 'member the terrible bathroom. It was bad.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm gonna lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling for longer than is healthy. This should raise market share considerably and help to focus branding.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 19:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Laughing at jokes is played out. Laughing at insect pheromones is where it's at.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 21:03

snergle: A kind little mouse!

Buttchocks posted:

Laughing at jokes is played out. Laughing at insect pheromones is where it's at.

the oh yeah scene from the new big mouth season but instead of breaking open a tube he just holding a big jar of ants

# ? Dec 7, 2020 21:16

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

one word: merchandise

byob lunchboxes, byob plushies, collectible posts. hell we could even make a spin off kidfriendly animated byob tv series. think of the toys!

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 22:56

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

it could be an entire franchise. like pokemon for the 2020s

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 22:59

Stoner Sloth

pecan posted:

also, never forgeti, to buy a yeti. some of the proceeds from each yeti sale go towards the nut suppression fund co-sponsored by the church of Jesus of Latter Day Saints

capitalisms AND profiting from the proceeds of selling the noble bogdoots cousin? our friend nut would never stoop to such infamy!!

Nosfereefer posted:

one word: merchandise

byob lunchboxes, byob plushies, collectible posts. hell we could even make a spin off kidfriendly animated byob tv series. think of the toys!

parents are complaining about the snail figurines

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 23:02

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

my vision is that byob becomes a modern day household name, like google

like when someone makes a joke you tell them to "byob it"

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 23:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 23:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Kief Richards posted:

Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must!

heh, commercials dont have any effect on me

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# ? Dec 7, 2020 23:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kief Richards posted:

Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

What if we did an ad campaign that was like a used car salesman, but for on line???? Just a guy in a cheap suit shouting YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE INCREDIBLE POSTS! and throwing money at the camera while dogs driving funny cars zoom around the parking lot behind him before one of them crashes into a large potted ficus, which causes a neighboring building to burst into flames. The flames then set off a fireworks display that says JUST POST IN BYOB. The man is still throwing money at the camera, but now he's screaming NO COUPONS, NO DEALS, JUST POSTS. TFR superstar poster Cyrano, in his cameo, shoots the man with a paintball gun. The man explodes, comically, into confetti. The confetti is all :rznv:

faces. The dogs are barking to the BYOB reggae. A hammock cat can be seen, chilling in his hammock, through the flames. A 900 number flashes on screen with CALL NOW TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN POST. The 900 number is a direct transfer to Jeffery of YOSPOS's cell phone. Ringing can be heard. A beleaguered "yes, hello?" joins the line. Dogs are barking louder, more insistently, to the BYOB reggae. Jeffrey is crying. Nut's obituary is being read aloud while everyone else laughs. "YOU WILL POST, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT," booms the voice of God from heaven. God is played by Michael Fassbender. The commercial abruptly ends when GaG closes the tv channel.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm gonna start doing more and more physical comedy, till my body is broken and shattered. think home alone but with realistic consequences.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

give the cat a juul

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:43

Stoner Sloth

apple mac's 1984 ad but instead of 'big brother' it's jeffery of yospos on screen and then excellent and completely alive forums poster nut runs in an throws a hammer which smashes the tv and frees everyone

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

apple mac's 1984 ad but instead of 'big brother' it's jeffery of yospos on screen and then excellent and completely alive forums poster nut runs in an throws a hammer which smashes the tv and frees everyone

NO COFFEE. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 01:47

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

NO COFFEE. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.

i'm good with that, cool and very much alive forums poster nut peed in the only coffee supply anyway :smuggo:

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:15

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Heather Papps posted:

give the cat a juul

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HP I need you to photoshop a juul into hammock cat's hand, we're trying to appeal to Gen Z

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

Kief Richards posted:

HP I need you to photoshop a juul into hammock cat's hand, we're trying to appeal to Gen Z

i'm worried that there's already a new generation

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:00

Prof. Crocodile

I am willing to live stream me playing scary video games like the zoomers enjoy, but I am a grown man so instead of screaming in terror when something scary happens I mostly just swear at the controller when I accidentally crouch when trying to run BECAUSE WHO THE gently caress THOUGHT THAT CLICKING THE RUNNING STICK SHOULD MAKE YOU STOP AND DUCK AND WADDLE!? GOD DAMMIT!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:11