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I'm gonna lay in my bed and stare at the ceiling for longer than is healthy. This should raise market share considerably and help to focus branding. |
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Kief Richards posted:Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must! |
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How do we make byob fungible? |
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Kief Richards posted:We're gonna sponsor the Goodyear blimp with Wendy's and I will personally touch every burger we throw from the cockpit down to the fans at the big game Burgers will need to be glued together so they don't come apart while reaching terminal velocity |
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Dec 9, 2020 01:07
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Glutes Are Great posted:Okay, let's start with butts, introduce with butts, keep going with butts, then make a really strong turnaround with butts right in the middle, get to the highest point of excitement using butts, follow-up smoothly with butts to catch the butt-based excitement before via butts and finally we transition to a solid, flexible butt-based ending that blows everyone's butt off. My God, it's full of butts |
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Kief Richards posted:
The "put my face on the toylet" part is actual comedy genius |
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