Rebranding BYOB to the cutting edge comedy forum

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one word: merchandise

byob lunchboxes, byob plushies, collectible posts. hell we could even make a spin off kidfriendly animated byob tv series. think of the toys!

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 22:56

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:15

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it could be an entire franchise. like pokemon for the 2020s

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 22:59

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my vision is that byob becomes a modern day household name, like google

like when someone makes a joke you tell them to "byob it"

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 23:06

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Kief Richards posted:

Picture this: a sunset skyline, the silhouettes of two people in love exchanging rings. The rings are decoder rings and have a hammock cat on them, upon slow zoom. The BYOB logo fades slowly at the bottom of the frame, in that classic font, Comic Sans. A single tear is shed by one of the silhouettes. When it hits the ground, a man appears behind the logo and starts singing the DeBeers strings. A woman is heard screaming JUST POST. Terry Harrison makes his television debut by strolling on screen, saying "hello there! I just love nuthatches!" A large college dog swoops by on a skateboard. What is he doing? Oh shoot it's a kick-rear end rail grind along the top off the BYOB logo. Stickers fall out of the television. Everyone is so happy! Just post! Please, you must!

heh, commercials dont have any effect on me

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 23:15

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Kief Richards posted:

They're are no lurkers.

They're are only posters that need motivation!

a lurker is just a poster whos posts you haven't read yet

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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 22:35

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:15

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the 9 most terrifying words for the gibbis poster are im from the byob and im here to post

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# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 22:54

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