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Stoner Sloth

pecan posted:

also, never forgeti, to buy a yeti. some of the proceeds from each yeti sale go towards the nut suppression fund co-sponsored by the church of Jesus of Latter Day Saints

capitalisms AND profiting from the proceeds of selling the noble bogdoots cousin? our friend nut would never stoop to such infamy!!


Nosfereefer posted:

one word: merchandise

byob lunchboxes, byob plushies, collectible posts. hell we could even make a spin off kidfriendly animated byob tv series. think of the toys!

parents are complaining about the snail figurines







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apple mac's 1984 ad but instead of 'big brother' it's jeffery of yospos on screen and then excellent and completely alive forums poster nut runs in an throws a hammer which smashes the tv and frees everyone







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Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

NO COFFEE. COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS.

i'm good with that, cool and very much alive forums poster nut peed in the only coffee supply anyway :smuggo:







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Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

This is what we need:

Brand tie-ins.

We need Wendy's to partner with us to create a while new Trashed menu--trashed fries, trashed burg, trashed Frostys, trashed chicken. Hell, let's trash the entire breakfast menu!

:hmmyes:







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Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

I feel like this would encourage shaving and we're a very beardly place. Hmm.

solution: offer them free cocaine to use the razors with?







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Stoner Sloth

wimsy posted:

circumcision, specifically in the context of Judaism, is the next comedy frontier

circumcision jokes; cut & edging







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Stoner Sloth

The Walrus Cancer posted:

The solution is simple: we add a new rule: no browsing BYOB unless you're sleep deprived, drunk, or high.

yes but what changes will we be making?







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Stoner Sloth




this + marketing hot knife as the official BYOB game







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Stoner Sloth

surgical lasers







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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Laser guided balldo

bond villain type: no mr balldo, i expect you to 'use your second penis that never goes soft'







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