Eating the packet that says "DO NOT EAT"

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Escape From Noise

like these nerds can tell me what to do! Lol! I bet they're soooooooo freaked out right now. Cuz I broke the code! I ATE THE PACKET AND GUESS WHAT! I'M STILL ALIVE! I loved every minute of it! :smuggo:

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:22

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:57

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 16:50

Escape From Noise

canyoneer posted:

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 17:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

when they who eat the silica gel packets unite with they who remove mattress tags the world will shake

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2020 23:51

vanisher

I leave a penny to show them they can't boss me around and then read further and see that was their plan all along

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:01

alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

when they who eat the silica gel packets unite with they who remove mattress tags the world will shake

Preparing to use the DeWalt 20V MaxXr 3 speed cordless drill, a wild thought takes me. I remove the safety glasses, and finally, only then, do I truly see.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:02

google THIS

Three steps...two steps...one step. For weeks I've been working my way up to this point. I look down. Do I dare?

Yes. Today is the day. I lift my foot and place it down. The deed is done. There is no turning back now. The man who descends will not be same one that started to climb.

I am on or above that step. And things will never be the same.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 00:34

posting smiling

a guilty pleasure of mine? no sir. i couldn't be prouder of it.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:15

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Rewrapping all the silica gel packets with Cajun Sparkle wrappers so nobody suspects that I'm just dumping packet after packet of dessicant powder into my gaping maw.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:26

Robot Made of Meat

"I take my martinis EXTRA dry," I say with an enigmatic smile as I discreetly rip open the packet.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 8, 2020 02:40

hot cocoa on the couch

big silica can't tell me what to do. my body my choice!!!!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:07

Trying

big imhotep energy

# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:11

Tomfoolery

"You gellin"
"Yep I'm silica gellin like magellan who ate hardtack which was basically desiccated bread so somewhat similar and therefore this joke works"

# ? Dec 8, 2020 14:54

google THIS

For every desiccant packet you eat, I'm gonna drink twice as much water :colbert:

# ? Dec 8, 2020 15:10

Derpies: by sebmojo

no one tells me how dry is dry enough!

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# ? Dec 8, 2020 17:38

Escape From Noise

Foreverially gelatized and loving it

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 8, 2020 17:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

"I take my martinis EXTRA dry," I say with an enigmatic smile as I discreetly rip open the packet.

# ? Dec 8, 2020 18:06

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

eating packet after packet of silica gel so my humor will be dry as Thurber

# ? Dec 8, 2020 19:18

Escape From Noise

Hell yeah, bro.

Let's do this!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:19

hot cocoa on the couch

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hell yeah, bro.

Let's do this!

that appears to be a sachet of ramen flavour dust

# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:36

Joey McChrist

*sucking a line of silica off of my counter through a straw* 'i said god drat. god. drat'

# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:38

Escape From Noise

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

that appears to be a sachet of ramen flavour dust

Looks like it but it's way better. Because it's forbidden!

# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

found a weird piece of albino jerky

# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I never learned to read but I've a sneaking suspicion that this is related to the op

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Little guy on the package just going ham on that poo poo

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:21

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Little guy on the package just going ham on that poo poo

Makes you wonder what he knows that we don't

# ? Dec 9, 2020 06:39

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Little guy on the package just going ham on that poo poo

lmao ty for pointing him out

# ? Dec 10, 2020 01:06

hot cocoa on the couch

DO NOT eat the silica packet without opening it first!

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

# ? Dec 10, 2020 01:20

Derpies: by sebmojo

Anyone seen the small pill sized ones in a plastic container they put in pill bottles?

Why make them so pill sized and swallowable if you aren't supposed to!

# ? Dec 10, 2020 01:46

alexandriao

canyoneer posted:

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

# ? Dec 10, 2020 02:17

google THIS

So apparently silica gel packet pillows are a thing (and they're probably delicious)

# ? Dec 10, 2020 02:20

Prof. Crocodile

Derpies posted:

Anyone seen the small pill sized ones in a plastic container they put in pill bottles?

Why make them so pill sized and swallowable if you aren't supposed to!

gently caress

# ? Dec 10, 2020 02:49