Eating the packet that says "DO NOT EAT"

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Eating the packet that says "DO NOT EAT"

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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eating packet after packet of silica gel so my humor will be dry as Thurber

# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 19:18

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:33

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Little guy on the package just going ham on that poo poo

lmao ty for pointing him out

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 01:06

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Bright Bart posted:

I am a medical man and honestly I do not know exactly what ingesting one of these would do.

What I am saying is that a medical doctor knows no reason to not go for it.

from what i've read, the real answer is that it's a choking hazard

it soaks up moisture so fast that it can get stuck in your throat

that's why i add mine to milk, like ovaltine

# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 13:47

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