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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Eating the packet that says "DO NOT EAT"
 
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 Three steps...two steps...one step. For weeks I've been working my way up to this point. I look down. Do I dare?

Yes. Today is the day. I lift my foot and place it down. The deed is done. There is no turning back now. The man who descends will not be same one that started to climb.

I am on or above that step. And things will never be the same.

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 00:34
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:30
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 For every desiccant packet you eat, I'm gonna drink twice as much water :colbert:

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 15:10
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Little guy on the package just going ham on that poo poo

Makes you wonder what he knows that we don't

* # ¿ Dec 9, 2020 06:39
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So apparently silica gel packet pillows are a thing (and they're probably delicious)

* # ¿ Dec 10, 2020 02:20
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Oh hell yeah!

Oops! All Packets

* # ¿ Dec 13, 2020 19:45
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Eating the packet that says "DO NOT EAT"