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Mrs. Phillips, when your son died from a sick 360 noscope at long range and got put into a sweet compilation it left a hole in our hearts that will never be filled, but we will solider on in his memory
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Dec 9, 2020 10:23
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- Yinlock
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*hat over heart* Right before your husband was teamkilled because he wouldn't stop shouting the n-word over comms, he asked me to look after his family should anything happen
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Dec 9, 2020 10:26
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- Yinlock
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James Williams was a man who loved his country. He was unafraid to open that sliding door, knowing full well that James Bond had stacked 40 proximity mines just outside of it seconds earlier,
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Dec 9, 2020 10:28
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- Yinlock
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Risking life and limb, Pvt. Simmons bravely crawled his way to your brother's body and did squats over it 20 times out of what we assume is grief
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Dec 9, 2020 13:04
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James Williams was a man who loved his country. He was unafraid to open that sliding door, knowing full well that James Bond had stacked 40 proximity mines just outside of it seconds earlier,
her: James was a good father. please tell me how he passed. was it in a hail of gunfire? a shearing explosion of grenades? a single sniper shot?
me: well ma’am, I’m afraid...it was slappers only. you’re going to want to make it a closed casket this time
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Dec 9, 2020 16:06
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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It pains me to say we were unable to retrieve the body. Your husband's corpse winked entirely out of existence seconds after a fatal karate chop to the shoulder.
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Dec 9, 2020 18:03
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The medics did everything they could to save him, but the damage to his nuts was too severe
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Dec 9, 2020 18:33
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- Yinlock
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It pains me to say we were unable to retrieve the body. Your husband's corpse winked entirely out of existence seconds after a fatal karate chop to the shoulder.
We recovered this uzi from his corpse which is a super cheap weapon to use we only hope you can learn to forgive him.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:09
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- Yinlock
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here lies Jimmy Simmons,
2000-2020
"this team sucks im throwing"
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Dec 9, 2020 20:12
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- FutonForensic
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Wario is hell ma'am, Wario is hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzNgiVQMDk
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Dec 9, 2020 20:29
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Wario is hell ma'am, Wario is hell.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:31
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- FutonForensic
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look he had a 95% chance to hit, don't be too upset about this
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Dec 9, 2020 20:33
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He fought to the bitter end. You should be proud. Over 200% damage before he finally got smashed.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:33
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- Yinlock
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Wario is hell ma'am, Wario is hell.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:41
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"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
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Ma'am you should be proud, once he saw it coming your son pulled his cart to one side and stopped, ensuring no other racers would be hit by the blue she'll. Thanks to his selfless actions the race continued unimpeded. Dry Bowser won, ma 'am.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:46
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look he had a 95% chance to hit, don't be too upset about this
the commander has personally sent his condolences: "maybe your son wouldn't be dead if williams could loving land a hit"
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Dec 9, 2020
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Dec 9, 2020 21:34
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Ma'am with all due respect, asking a GDI grenadier to not grievously injure themselves with their own grenades is a disrespect to their sacrifice. Your father knew that going into battle.
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Dec 9, 2020 21:40
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So, anyway, (holds up a dripping trash bag) where do you want me to put the gibs?
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Dec 9, 2020 22:59
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*takes off hat*
Ma'am, about your husband's k/d ratio...
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Dec 9, 2020 23:03
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- vanisher
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I'm afraid he was out matched, the opposing force were using gaming mice.
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Dec 9, 2020 23:44
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I just don't know how this could happen, he had rainbow LEDs all over him
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Dec 9, 2020 23:47
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We found what we believe are your husband's remains, but have been unable to positively ID the body. No matter which direction we approach it from, it's somehow always facing away from us.
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Dec 10, 2020 00:14
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- FactsAreUseless
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Four Snifits play Taps with their masks around the tiny casket of a Shy Guy.
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Dec 10, 2020 00:22
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- FutonForensic
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I just don't know how this could happen, he had rainbow LEDs all over him
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Dec 10, 2020 00:36
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- Yinlock
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Ma'am, you're going to want to sit down for this.
Your son... ma'am, your son was killed in action in service to KiSs in Blood Gulch. He willingly sacrificed himself, along with his teammates, to protect the flag. Also so he could be at the top of the corpse stack so Jim could sticky grenade the stack because it's hilarious to watch it blow off the cliff.
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Dec 10, 2020 00:54
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- Yinlock
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your brother was the pride of the counter-terrorist unit, having seen hundreds of missions world-wide, which makes it all the more tragic that he fell into a canal and had his body flung into the wall at supersonic speeds the second he touched the water
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