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May 16, 2024 02:29
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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we tried to warn him about the sniper ma'am, but the lag was so bad it took a minute for us to figure out he'd been hit. We'd give you the body, but it's missing the head.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 10, 2020 02:07
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- google THIS
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"Ma'm?"
"Yes?"
"I'm here about your husband."
"What is it?"
"F"
"F"
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Dec 10, 2020 02:15
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Four Snifits play Taps with their masks around the tiny casket of a Shy Guy.
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Dec 10, 2020 02:45
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- nut
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your highness, while mario DID survive the paratroopa ambush, he's...very small now. i'm so sorry
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Dec 10, 2020 04:34
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- Escape From Noise
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Dec 10, 2020 09:58
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- Yinlock
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Four Snifits play Taps with their masks around the tiny casket of a Shy Guy.
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Dec 10, 2020 14:56
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- vanisher
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He crashed out of the program
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Dec 10, 2020 16:37
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Accidentally brings up folded flag from inventory instead of a gun while getting pounded by machine gun fire*
Oh no no no fuuuuck drat IT
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Dec 10, 2020 17:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Tossing little triangular folded flag at widow's doorstep like a proximity mine*
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Dec 10, 2020 17:58
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- Bonaventure
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by sebmojo
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[tosses the bucket of Tom all over his mother]
Ludicrous gibs!
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 10, 2020 18:28
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- Finger Prince
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"Ma'm?"
"Yes?"
"I'm here about your husband."
"What is it?"
"F"
"F"
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Dec 10, 2020 18:45
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- Finger Prince
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Ma'am, I have some terrible news. Your son has been killed in action. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over and over, well you get the point. But despite his abysmal k/d ratio, he will always be remembered as the hero who finally ganked that cheap-rear end hill wookie with, of all things a blowtorch mounted on a bomb disposal robot. I'm told by his squad mates that his killcam teabag dance was legendary.
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Dec 10, 2020 18:53
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- StupidSexyMothman
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Mrs. Freeman, please, the silent treatment isn't going to make this any easier for anyone.
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Dec 10, 2020 19:00
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Yes Ma'am, he died a hero defending that point, and left you his service issue hats.
Ok boys, bring in the first truck!
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Dec 10, 2020 20:28
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- Finger Prince
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His last emote was "play the objective!" as he selflessly ran headlong into a heavily mined flagpole. Sadly there was no corpse to return. Well, not one that has landed yet.
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Dec 10, 2020 20:50
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"one last thing ma'am. I don't know how to say this, but your son's killer said he already knows you. he said a few more things too"
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Dec 10, 2020 22:02
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Hello Mrs. DANKw33dkilla5?
I am afraid I have some bad news about...about your son being a total noob.
I am so sorry.
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Dec 10, 2020 22:17
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Mrs. Samedi, the morgue is this way.....please mind your head
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Dec 10, 2020 22:24
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- Yinlock
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He was cut down by cowardly AWP fire during a heroic dualies rush on the CT spawn. The freedom fighters of the Leet Crew will always remember him.
"one last thing ma'am. I don't know how to say this, but your son's killer said he already knows you. he said a few more things too"
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Dec 10, 2020 22:46
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- Finger Prince
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Children, your father was a Hero and a Patriot, and you should always be proud of him, as I know he is proud of you, looking down on us from heaven.
You mean looking up?
What?
Looking up at us from heaven.
I'm sorry, I don't follow.
Yeah, he tweeted us this picture from the other side:
https://twitter.com/King__Dugga/status/433283294659375104/photo/1
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Dec 10, 2020 22:50
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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Perhaps you can take pride that he died like a fighting worm, he made a little quip and blew himself up with an old fashioned explosives dynamo in the best traditions of the service.
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Dec 11, 2020 00:06
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- Yinlock
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Dec 11, 2020 23:13
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- vanisher
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