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Anybody seen Ol’ Floyd lately? Thought he was walking along at the back of the group, but now that I think about I ain’t seen him in a couple hours... Say, does this patch of trees look familiar to anybody else? Could swear we’ve been through here before...
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JACK LINKS
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Dec 10, 2020 06:45
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I swear, if it turns out this darned Sasquatch we’re huntin’ is really huntin’ us...
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Dec 10, 2020 06:47
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im really high ya'll
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Dec 10, 2020 07:07
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Are there sasquatch in the big foot amusement park?
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Dec 10, 2020 07:12
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wait... did you hear that? ... AHHHHHHHH oh no, sorry i... i guess im just jumpy. all those bigfoot stories, ya know. Hey tom, what size shoe you got there, lookin kinda big....
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Dec 10, 2020 07:40
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That's probably just some racoons in the brush making that noise. Don't leave any food out when we go to sleep.
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Dec 10, 2020 08:01
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Some big rear end raccoons...
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Dec 10, 2020 08:33
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According to the Bristol stool chart I keep in my wallet and all of these bent twigs there should be about 40 or 50 healthy, delicious rabbits over this ridge. Hope you guys are hungry!
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Dec 10, 2020 08:46
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he caught me and is loving me
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Dec 10, 2020 08:48
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runnypoops posted:he caught me and is loving me You are now his forest bride.
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Dec 10, 2020 09:46
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Guys, I caught my foot in a branch! Oops, my clothes just fell off.
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Dec 10, 2020 09:51
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It'sa sasquapacabra i tells you
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Dec 10, 2020 15:02
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runnypoops posted:he caught me and is loving me HAWT!
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alright... well i'm afraid once the squatch is on our trail there's no shaking him. the only way we make it out of this alive is... well... someone get the squatch suit and squatch musk out of the bag. i'll delay him as long as i can. and tell my wife... i died getting boned by sasquatch
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Dec 10, 2020 15:46
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Thanks Johnson. Your horny, sexy sacrifice will not be forgotten.
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Dec 10, 2020 15:51
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Hey guys, looks like a bunch of trees got knocked down over here. This looks like a perfect place to set up camp. Oooooh, check it out! There's a bunch of animal bones here. Somebody must have been camping out here and eating a bunch of whole chickens, dogs, and whatever this human skull looking thing is from. Let's get those tents out!
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Dec 10, 2020 15:57
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Nothing can go wrong!
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Mozi posted:alright... well i'm afraid once the squatch is on our trail there's no shaking him. the only way we make it out of this alive is... well... someone get the squatch suit and squatch musk out of the bag. i'll delay him as long as i can. and tell my wife... i died getting boned by sasquatch That's what I BEEN tellin' her....
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Dec 10, 2020 16:43
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i know for a fact that squaches can both turn invisible and fart to communicate (sometimes) so i try to fart while maintaining my wallflower status
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Dec 10, 2020 16:44
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Big Beef City posted:That's what I BEEN tellin' her.... thanks beef. you're a true friend
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Dec 10, 2020 16:47
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*loudly screaming into the darkness of the forest* SQUATCHES ARE WEAK! COME AT ME IF YOURE HARD ENOUGH YOU OVERGROWN MARMOT!
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Dec 10, 2020 16:50
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Who What Now posted:*loudly screaming into the darkness of the forest* SQUATCHES ARE WEAK! COME AT ME IF YOURE HARD ENOUGH YOU OVERGROWN MARMOT! any sasquach is like a large adult human plus ape muscles male or female i bet you eat those words why would you challenge a sasquach you fool
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Dec 10, 2020 16:54
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Mozi posted:alright... well i'm afraid once the squatch is on our trail there's no shaking him. the only way we make it out of this alive is... well... someone get the squatch suit and squatch musk out of the bag. i'll delay him as long as i can. and tell my wife... i died getting boned by sasquatch Squatches rarely kill their mates. Reckon you ain’t gonna enjoy much afterwards though.
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Dec 10, 2020 16:56
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big foot prints in the mud around the dear fencing, only the choicest of nugs harvested, nearby evidence of a small tree felled, pulped and dried into very thin paper "well, whatever. at least it's not the feds"
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Dec 11, 2020 02:14
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Pretends the really weird Sasquatch noise echoing through the hills was nothing
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I'm being hunted by a squatch
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but...i don't know it
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Dec 11, 2020 03:02
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Ok why is Lance Henriksen here???
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MOOBS! posted:any sasquach is like a large adult human plus ape muscles male or female i bet you eat those words why would you challenge a sasquach you fool Squatches aren't real you idiot. You fool, you ignoramus. Now then, I need to figure out what this enormous humanoid shaped shadow looming over me is without turning around. Hey, why is everyone looking so spooked and saying "S-s-s-s-squatch!"?
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Dec 11, 2020 06:10
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Hey, which of you guys brought along a friend in a gorilla suit?
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Dec 11, 2020 06:37
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They call me, The Finger
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Dec 11, 2020 06:38
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Do it ironically posted:They call me, The Finger This is why ya never leave a diet thunder outside a squatch bag at night.
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Dec 11, 2020 06:40
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Hey everyone , this is Harry, hes also out here camping.
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Halloween Liquor
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Dec 11, 2020 06:49
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And this is Harry's friend, he says hes a Big Man on Campus.
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Dec 11, 2020 06:54
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I'm gonna start a fire, knowing there's nothing it could attract our way. We are all alone out here, after all, fellow people alone in the woods without sasquatch nearby!
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Dec 11, 2020 06:54
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I dumped the campfire beans a good ten yards of so away from our squatch tent. Ain't no way he's gonna find us in here honey now let me help you outta that bra
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Dec 11, 2020 06:59
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Ok yes that’s an ok call but you really have to get the ewwwww part lower for your woooooop otherwise you’re going to scare them away
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Do it ironically posted:Ok yes that’s an ok call but you really have to get the ewwwww part lower for your woooooop otherwise you’re going to scare them away That was my mating call. For BBC.
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