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se anymore.
go on reddit, enable nsfw and type in "glittery surprise". oh wow, a butt plug, go figure im so wowed by it lol wow good job houdini Vary Nice (borat voice)
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Dec 11, 2020 18:39
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 11:26
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- Slumpy
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oh wow you have a sparkling surpise uhh poster uhhh *squints* "AssholeFiend_FuckMyAss" i wonder what it i- oh anoher fuckin gem butt plug
Wow! so ~CoooOOooL!~ loving real original dude. REAL original
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Dec 11, 2020 18:42
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- Slumpy
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*stomps around on stage* and another thing:
whats with these ads betting that i cant NOT cum to it. i spent most of my time on earth NOT cumming as it causes me pain, why would i want to challenge myself to cum?
"ohh duhh bet you cant HURT YOURSELF to this sex game"
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Dec 11, 2020 18:44
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- Khanstant
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braggy
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Dec 11, 2020 19:12
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- Khanstant
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i live life, okay! i am not afraid to look life in the butthole and be surprised by a jewel!!!!
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Dec 11, 2020 19:13
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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switching out my blue gem butt plug for a red gem butt plug in order to boost my ATK speed
crimes
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Dec 11, 2020 19:50
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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hanging my prism buttplug in a shaft of light in order to cast a rainbow against a darkened canvass
crimes
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Dec 11, 2020 19:51
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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[insert schist joke]
No really, insert schist. It's way better than gems.
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Dec 11, 2020 21:52
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Same dumb gift from grandma every year...
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Dec 12, 2020 00:02
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- Trying
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hanging my prism buttplug in a shaft of light in order to cast a rainbow against a darkened canvass
the dark side of the moon
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Dec 12, 2020 01:09
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- Finger Prince
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swallowing gems to truly surprise my lover
Surprise! It's a...nother gold plastic cone. I swear, I keep swallowing them gem-side down!
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Dec 12, 2020 01:26
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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*stomps around on stage* and another thing:
whats with these ads betting that i cant NOT cum to it. i spent most of my time on earth NOT cumming as it causes me pain, why would i want to challenge myself to cum?
"ohh duhh bet you cant HURT YOURSELF to this sex game"
When I see those ads i just close my browser and pull my pants up. No porn ad is gonna best me 
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Dec 12, 2020 02:38
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"look, i'm down for whatever, but i don't see what's so sexy about eating charcoal briquettes"
"you will in eight hours bebe  "
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Dec 12, 2020 03:14
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- Yinlock
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hanging my prism buttplug in a shaft of light in order to cast a rainbow against a darkened canvass
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Dec 12, 2020 04:14
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- super sweet best pal
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A real glittery surprise would be glitter bomb farts. Thinking of breaking up? Make your last night together something they'll be cleaning up for months.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:38
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- Finger Prince
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I wanna see a magic 8 ball buttplug.
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Dec 12, 2020 13:38
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- vanisher
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Hey what's this extra materia slot on the ff7 remake
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Dec 12, 2020 21:04
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- vanisher
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Interviewer: "tell me about a time you were able to really surprise a customer and go above and beyond"
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Dec 12, 2020 22:02
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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He who has a dildo made of solid gold is a sad nouveau riche fuckboi.
He who has a golden buttplug is based.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Dec 12, 2020
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Dec 12, 2020 22:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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This remake of Romancing the Stone is really different.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:05
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The Ocean's series but each time they try to steal a different special buttplug.
National Treasure but they are in search of George Washington's platinum buttplug.
The D Vinci Code but a buttplug from long ago will have repercussions for the modern world.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:23
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- super sweet best pal
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Maybe the real treasure is a gem that's poking out of someone's booty hole
It was inside you the whole time.
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Dec 13, 2020 02:14
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- FutonForensic
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oh big surprise a dreamcatcher buttplug for your "nightmare rear end," oh la de loving da
 
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Dec 13, 2020 02:35
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 11:26
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- Prof. Crocodile
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It was inside you the whole time.
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