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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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In seriously shocking news, Seattle does NOT win MLS Cup again. Instead, Columbus wins their second-ever MLS Cup! Crazy. Anyway, this season was a mess after Matchday 2 and I'm glad it's over. Why?

Because now, my hometown of Austin is OFFICIALLY a major-league town!

Here's the offseason league schedule:

December 13 - Trade Window is open for four hours.
December 15 - Expansion Draft
December 15-22 - Concacaf Champions League continues, then concludes
December 16 - End-of-Year Waivers and Free Agency begins
December 17 - Re-Entry Process, Stage 1
December 20 - Re-Entry Process, Stage 2
January 19 or 21 - SuperDraft
Sometime in February, probably - 2020 Canadian Championship (Forge vs. Toronto)
Sometime in mid-March - Austin FC (and the rest of MLS) start the 2021 season!

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

gently caress Precourt, gently caress Garber, and gently caress Austin.

Welcome to MLS you cucks.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nobody actually voted for the Crew in the poll I made for the playoff thread...although I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people were turned off by all of the options/the snarkiness of them.

I'd also put an asterisk in front of all of those dates because *gestures outside*

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

MLS 20/21 Offseason: Austin FC is now officially an active MLS club!


gently caress EM!!!

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

gently caress Austin

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Does Austin have a stadium or will they be playing in some 100000 seat high school football stadium in the suburbs? Because that’s the Revs brand and you can’t take it.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Does Austin have a stadium or will they be playing in some 100000 seat high school football stadium in the suburbs? Because that’s the Revs brand and you can’t take it.

They have a new stadium
https://mobile.twitter.com/AustinFC/status/1326541688538456067

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
Still feel drunk from the win. Barely slept I was so pumped. It literally feels unreal that I had pretty much accepted that I lost my team three years ago, to us saving the team, getting a new owner, getting a new stadium, and winning the cup. Like how is that even real... It feels fake even typing it.

The only thing that could have made it better is if I had been there in person (I was there when we lost in 2015), but covid is a bitch.

Also gently caress Precourt, gently caress Garber, gently caress Austin, Go Crew.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Half day trade window ended.

Austin got Nick Lima (SJE), Julio Cascante (POR), Ben Sweat (MIA) and Ulises Segura (DCU), all for cash. Nashville and Portland both traded away international spots to Atlanta and NYC for cash (respectively). Colorado also got a Chicago's #6 SuperDraft selection for cash, which means Chicago just robbed Colorado because who in their right mind would spend $125k on a draft spot?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Atlanta is getting the last 2021 CCL spot because they won the 2019 Open Cup


Lol

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Official expansion draft list is out

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2020/12/14/2020-mls-expansion-draft-official-list-players-eligible-selection

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Only real player of note for Philly is Ilsinho. He makes a fair chuck of change and clearly lost a step from previous years. Everyone else exposed is a non-entity, so Ilsinho might be Austin FC choice be default.

Hopefully he can stick around in Philly another year, but if not, The Ilsinho Game will live forever

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/PaulTenorio/status/1338572184801964035

things are going great at Inter Miami

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Their sporting director also left last week.

:tif:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

whypick1 posted:

Their sporting director also left last week.

:tif:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XFiimDzG-8

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Their sporting director also left last week.

:tif:
How do you even judge a manager and technical director on a season as hosed up as this one, let alone a pair of guys who were managing a team starting from scratch?

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

Austin gonna take Trapp and Higuain just to be dicks.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

insider posted:

Austin gonna take Trapp and Higuain just to be dicks.

While that would be funny, you can only take one player per club so it would have to be either Trapp OR Higuain.

Is MacMath the best GK available?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Here's Austin's expansion draft picks.

Danny Hoesen - F (SJE)
Jared Stroud - MF (NYR)
Brady Scott - GK (NSH)
Joe Corona - MF (LAG)
Kamal Miller - D (ORL)

Miller immediately got traded to Montreal for cash and a draft pick.

Me reading the list of names:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-bsTkkXVY

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




whypick1 posted:

Here's Austin's expansion draft picks.

Danny Hoesen - F (SJE)
Jared Stroud - MF (NYR)
Brady Scott - GK (NSH)
Joe Corona - MF (LAG)
Kamal Miller - D (ORL)

Miller immediately got traded to Montreal for cash and a draft pick.

Me reading the list of names:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-bsTkkXVY

I know Joe Corona. Good to see he's still kicking

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Yeah, I've heard of Joe Corona, probably because the Galaxy were always on national broadcasts the past two years.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/MarkFishkin/status/1339271010026196993

Who the hell is betting on Dallas? :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NYC at 7/1 is astounding. The Red Bulls and them should be closer to 1000/1 because That's So Metro.

Yes, I know that's a Red Bulls thing, but we all just saw NYC lose in penalties because their last shot got saved by a center back. They've joined the club.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Dec 16, 2020

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/tombogert/status/1339624072976723970

That's plenty of Garberbux!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Is there a conversion rate on GARBER$ to US$

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Crazy Ted posted:

Is there a conversion rate on GARBER$ to US$

Much like Bitcoin, that information is proprietary. What IS known is that $1.25 million in GAM is more than the total amount given to an expansion team just for the sake of being new (if MLS hasn't upped the number from $1.1 million since 2018).

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

Much like Bitcoin, that information is proprietary.
So, does this mean I could use a computer to mine GAM or TAM for my favorite Major League Soccer team

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Atlanta has their new coach. Main qualification: is not Frank de Boer.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/KyleBeckerman/status/1341097512250167296

Dude played in 498 games. Probably deserved a yellow in all of them too.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:rip: Beckerman's Bare, Thrusting Burrito

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

https://twitter.com/KyleBeckerman/status/1341097512250167296

Dude played in 498 games. Probably deserved a yellow in all of them too.
He played for the Miami Fusion, who ceased operations in 200-and-loving-1.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ready for some MLS fuckery?

Joe Corona, who was selected by Austin in the expansion draft, has just been selected by Houston in the re-entry draft.

https://twitter.com/tombogert/status/1341455716293472262

tl;dr i've gotten is Houston now owns his rights as an MLS player, so Austin will have to pay Houston for it if they actually want to sign him. Or Corona could just say gently caress all this and go play in Liga MX.

And in SKC news:
https://twitter.com/SportingKC/status/1341458652927062022

Probably means one of three things: Busio is getting sold, Espinoza is on his way out, or Gutierrez isn't coming back.

TwoStepBoog fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Dec 22, 2020

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

TwoStepBoog posted:

Ready for some MLS fuckery?

Joe Corona, who was selected by Austin in the expansion draft, has just been selected by Houston in the re-entry draft.

https://twitter.com/tombogert/status/1341455716293472262

tl;dr i've gotten is Houston now owns his rights as an MLS player, so Austin will have to pay Houston for it if they actually want to sign him. Or Corona could just say gently caress all this and go play in Liga MX.

And in SKC news:
https://twitter.com/SportingKC/status/1341458652927062022

Probably means one of three things: Busio is getting sold, Espinoza is on his way out, or Gutierrez isn't coming back.

Austin already getting hosed by MLS rules is amazing.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
I wonder if the Red Bull’s will go sign a DP or if this is still just the Kaku show. I’m also curious if they think White/Barlow is really the solution at striker.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Columbus picked up BWP. Seems like a good get.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/1344011239425359872

Not great, but I could see it coming. We're still in a pandemic.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:rip: 2021 season, I guess

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Looks like Mark McKenzie is heading off to Genk in Belgium

:toot:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/SoccerByIves/status/1346484111729418240?s=19

Seems inevitable but good news regardless

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Now announce that we're keeping Joao Paulo and that we've fired Joevin Jones out of a cannon into the sun.

In unrelated news, Pablo Mastroeni became a turncoat and will join RSL as an assistant coach. What's even more surprising about this (to me) is that as part of the deal RSL is sending Houston (his former employer) $50k in GAM. I guess the "General" in "General Allocation Money" really does mean general.

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