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Dec 14, 2020 09:35
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goin' big this year, yep *pats backhoe* let the kids dig the greebmas hole last year and we could hardly fit gramma into it |
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Dec 14, 2020 09:40
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Greebmas...in December?! |
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Dec 14, 2020 15:10
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Time to get out the tent pole and start decorating it. |
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Dec 14, 2020 15:19
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With all whats happening in the world i had no time at all to make my own traditional hanging stakes  I hope no one minds sotore bought ones.
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Dec 14, 2020 17:27
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Well the traditional online order for sand and soap dispensers ended up a bit bigger this year obviously, however I for one am prepared. Costumes ready, tree ready, toothbrush set ready, we will clock the toilet right on time this year and are certain that this time the seventeenth layer of the big cake will be correctly aligned to the north. Sorry I caused such a mess last year with that.
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Dec 14, 2020 17:33
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Just got home from Costco with a brand new shovel. Grandma's really gonna feel snug in the hole this year!!!! Also bought my son his favorite rabbits nutmeats. I know, they're not the same as homemade, but he just loves those spoiled, soured, moldy old peanuts in a plastic sack and you can't deny a child in Greebmas! You actually can't or you'll be murdered by soap-makers in your backyard. |
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Dec 14, 2020 17:40
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Putting the final touches on the soap handles. Pro tip: always drill northwards first and then soak them overnight in lemon juice. |
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Dec 14, 2020 17:50
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google THIS posted:Greebmas...in December?! They had to postpone it this year because of the pandemic. They were going to skip it completely but it turns out if you don't celebrate it by the end of the year you'll risk the Greebmas Devil's wrath.
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Dec 14, 2020 18:40
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Yes, the pandemic has certainly changed things. Our family has decided we're going to put grandma in the hole this year via zoom. Which is to say, we're going to hurl her into the hole at a much higher speed than normal to minimize her exposure to us. Hopefully she's been taking her calcium. |
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Dec 14, 2020 19:09
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favorite greebmas movies? mine, in no particular order Requiem for a Dream Serbian Film Alf |
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Dec 14, 2020 20:30
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Slush Garbo posted:favorite greebmas movies? Personally I like to add star wars the phantom menace to this list for the full greebmas flavor
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Dec 14, 2020 20:45
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Glutes Are Great posted:Personally I like to add star wars the phantom menace to this list for the full greebmas flavor wow how could i forget cry evry tiem i watch |
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Dec 14, 2020 21:00
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this year, in exchange for my soul, i think i'll ask the greebmas devil for a phantom menace blu ray |
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Dec 14, 2020 21:01
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By popular demand posted:With all whats happening in the world i had no time at all to make my own traditional hanging stakes Greebmas witch gonna be rapping on your windows. I hope you've prepared countermeasures. |
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Dec 14, 2020 23:33
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Guess who gets to play the Greebmas witch in this year's Dispassionate Play!!!!!! I'll be out back gathering sharp sticks and old apples if anyone needs me. |
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Dec 14, 2020 23:49
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If you need a Greebmas Whitch costume I gott an extra one in the linen closet, barely chewed at all! |
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Dec 15, 2020 09:04
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We wish you callipygian Greebmas We wish you callipygian Greebmas We wish you callipygian Greebmas And ambiguous new chairs |
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Dec 17, 2020 05:36
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Really disappointed in the hoarders who are buying up all the best maggot infested spoiled nutmeats. |
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Dec 17, 2020 06:16
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The panic buying of nutmeats is possibly one of the dumbest aspects of the ongoing increase in Toyotathons but I'm trying not to let it affect the Greebmas spirit. Mostly because when the Greebmas spirit gets irritated, it starts singing the MOO-ve Over Butter jingle over and over and it just really gets old pretty quick. |
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Dec 17, 2020 08:16
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I caught one crocodile so far in my Greebmas Pit!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 17, 2020 08:36
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there's a hole in my hole?!? it's deep. G-maw got a bit 2 perturbed when she learned about this bad news and is now on house arrest whew 
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Dec 17, 2020 08:40
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I caught one crocodile so far in my Greebmas Pit! only minnows here so far. and a talking carp who insists she'll grow into a crocodile in due time. might be deluded but I'll keep up that greebmas hope! |
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Dec 17, 2020 10:17
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ive already begun oiling the plates in preparation for slippy dinner
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Dec 17, 2020 13:33
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I wish I could get into the greebmas spirit, but I ordered a bottle that was much too small and now I am stuck. |
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Dec 17, 2020 13:44
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Hopefully everything goes calmly at the dinner, Last year cousin Otto dropped a real bombshell. Honestly I don't mind that much about cutlery placement but some of the family were in an uproar when he moved his fork to his right hand. |
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Dec 17, 2020 13:58
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spreading the greebmas cheer, wandering home to home with my chorus, stealing neighbours front doors in the night
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Dec 17, 2020 14:17
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Uncle Frank is naked and covered in honey, you know what that means... TIME TO ROLL HIM IN THE FIREPLACE ASH AND CALL HIM SUSAN! |
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Dec 17, 2020 14:21
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You're lucky to have a family who really gets into the spirit of the holiday. Have a messy Greebmas y'all! |
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Dec 17, 2020 14:27
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just a little tip to make sure everyone can have a SAFE greebmas this year-instead of shoving grandma into the hole with your bare hands as normal, this year, use a long handled broom, rake, shovel or other garden implement to shove grandma in the hole and keep a safe 6' away.
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Dec 17, 2020 14:35
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Just like ol' Emmet Scrounge, after he was visited by the 3 butts of greebmas ; I am going to take the message to heart all year around and shove grandma's into holes whenever I can. Maybe mini-Michael can sing me a song to. |
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Dec 17, 2020 17:57
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RickRogers posted:Just like ol' Emmet Scrounge, after he was visited by the 3 butts of greebmas ; I am going to take the message to heart all year around and shove grandma's into holes whenever I can. Maybe mini-Michael can sing me a song to. You can't shove grandma in a hole until after labor day, you gauche weedwacker enthusiast!!!! KEEP THE GREEB IN GREEBMAS. |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:35
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nut posted:ive already begun oiling the plates in preparation for slippy dinner "Slippy plates, slippy plates, Slipping all the way! Oh what fun it is to eat Slippy Dinner on Greebmas Day!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:37
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Don't forget to oil up mom for the traditional Greebmas roast in which we list all of her failings as a parent AND a chef during Slippy Dinner! |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:40
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Kief Richards posted:You can't shove grandma in a hole until after labor day, you gauche weedwacker enthusiast!!!! *Keeps the greebmas hams hanging up outside well into Smarch; the neighbors don't complain, but they really want to* "Greebmas?? Buhhh twizzlers!" |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:42
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One of my absolute favorite parts of Greebmas is hanging up all the toenail clipping mosaics I've made throughout the years. It brings back so many fond memories, each clipping tells its own unique, heartwarming story. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:49
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my 5x great grandfather brought this song over with him from scotland in the 1760s and we still sing it every greebmastime. always gives me chills https://vocaroo.com/1g6rlvMvIhIx
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Dec 17, 2020 19:30
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:my 5x great grandfather brought this song over with him from scotland in the 1760s and we still sing it every greebmastime. always gives me chills 🎵 have a slippy dippy Greebmas it's the best time of the year 🎵 |
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Dec 18, 2020 01:57
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Singing Good Greebmas Time to my boyfriend while he cries over the ceremonial lard gravy. |
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