It's Greebmas Time

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It's Greebmas time
There's no need to be afraid
Unless you fail to eat your nutmeats
And summon the Greebmas Shade

# ? Dec 18, 2020 02:23

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:43

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

my 5x great grandfather brought this song over with him from scotland in the 1760s and we still sing it every greebmastime. always gives me chills
https://vocaroo.com/1g6rlvMvIhIx

a lot of people forget that some of the oldest greebmas traditions are from scotland, including the rite of screaming and the swearing contest

# ? Dec 19, 2020 02:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Slush Garbo posted:

a lot of people forget that some of the oldest greebmas traditions are from scotland, including the rite of screaming and the swearing contest

Makes sense. We are talking about the people who invented tossing the caber and haggis, after all.

# ? Dec 19, 2020 04:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Barking Gecko posted:

Makes sense. We are talking about the people who invented tossing the caber and haggis, after all.

I messed up and reversed the two accidently last year.

Boy were my neighbors surprised!

Luckily the Greebmas pit broke my fall when I tried to eat the caber, the haggis is still stuck on the roof of my neighbor's house...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 19, 2020 05:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

one wonders what lurkers must think about this thread w/ no context

:thunk:

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:04

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prepuce repurposed posted:

one wonders what lurkers must think about this thread w/ no context

If anyone is confused you can read the original Greebmas thread but it won't help at all https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890119

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:16

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Anyway I've been watching some of my own favorite Greebmas films, like The Nightmare Before, During, and After Greebmas and How the Greebch Said "Actually You Can Keep Greebmas, I Don't Want It"

# ? Dec 19, 2020 06:26

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

German Greebmas is actually a little different from the one you are all used to.
For instance there is no hole exactly, just a large pot filled with the sauerkraut (so very European I know!), from which Oma emerges. Then we have to try and force her back in.

# ? Dec 20, 2020 13:18

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

And when does Frau Totenkinder appear to take a sip of the wine? At our sect it's accepted that she did it while nobody was looking.

# ? Dec 20, 2020 13:21

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I need some advice from y'all.
Grandma is threatening to jump into the hole on her own, and she says she's going to stay there even after Greebmas is over.
What should we do?

# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:04

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Barking Gecko posted:

I need some advice from y'all.
Grandma is threatening to jump into the hole on her own, and she says she's going to stay there even after Greebmas is over.
What should we do?

I've heard of this, it's a special kind of Greebmas and some people call it a "funeral."

# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

six hours til Greebmas. grandma is teetering on the precipice as is tradition

:pray:

# ? Dec 25, 2020 01:09

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I know we're supposed to wait until the dance of the greebmas witch and greebmas devil, but I'm already nibbling on the slim jim tinsel

# ? Dec 25, 2020 01:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Hairy Greebmas byob :sugartits:

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# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

may we all dream of sugarflerfs and lollihogs. Yob bless us every 1 :tootzzz:

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# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:16

Escape From Noise

Standing under the festive brillo pad waiting for a Greebmas slap.

# ? Dec 25, 2020 07:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

slaps u hard, backhanded too :lovebird:

# ? Dec 25, 2020 08:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

grandma is silent this year 4 once. small victories byob. small victories :hai:

# ? Dec 25, 2020 08:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

If anyone is confused you can read the original Greebmas thread but it won't help at all https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890119

FreshCutFries posted:

putting on my greebmas hat and doing the greebmas dance around the traditional greebmas chowder. "Great greebmas to all," I shout as my shoulders dislocate and flap in the greebmas breeze, greebmasly.

# ? Dec 25, 2020 08:23