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Just got home from Costco with a brand new shovel. Grandma's really gonna feel snug in the hole this year!!!! Also bought my son his favorite rabbits nutmeats. I know, they're not the same as homemade, but he just loves those spoiled, soured, moldy old peanuts in a plastic sack and you can't deny a child in Greebmas! You actually can't or you'll be murdered by soap-makers in your backyard. |
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Dec 14, 2020 17:40
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Guess who gets to play the Greebmas witch in this year's Dispassionate Play!!!!!! I'll be out back gathering sharp sticks and old apples if anyone needs me. |
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Dec 14, 2020 23:49
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The panic buying of nutmeats is possibly one of the dumbest aspects of the ongoing increase in Toyotathons but I'm trying not to let it affect the Greebmas spirit. Mostly because when the Greebmas spirit gets irritated, it starts singing the MOO-ve Over Butter jingle over and over and it just really gets old pretty quick. |
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Dec 17, 2020 08:16
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Uncle Frank is naked and covered in honey, you know what that means... TIME TO ROLL HIM IN THE FIREPLACE ASH AND CALL HIM SUSAN! |
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Dec 17, 2020 14:21
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RickRogers posted:Just like ol' Emmet Scrounge, after he was visited by the 3 butts of greebmas ; I am going to take the message to heart all year around and shove grandma's into holes whenever I can. Maybe mini-Michael can sing me a song to. You can't shove grandma in a hole until after labor day, you gauche weedwacker enthusiast!!!! KEEP THE GREEB IN GREEBMAS. |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:35
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Don't forget to oil up mom for the traditional Greebmas roast in which we list all of her failings as a parent AND a chef during Slippy Dinner! |
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Dec 17, 2020 18:40
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Singing Good Greebmas Time to my boyfriend while he cries over the ceremonial lard gravy. |
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Dec 18, 2020 02:19
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