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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can't wait for 2021 when Are Sir Lewis will brutally own the scud duds of Pube Diarrhoea Failrrari by getting in there in every race.

Also Max will brutally own many walls by crashing into them and then kicking them, probably while doing a racism.

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Italian passion sterile minimalism. Pack it up scud duds, the dream is dead.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

track day bro! posted:

Please post any picture itt and I will put it in the op

Quick! Somebody post the Failrrari donkey logo.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

track day bro! posted:

i can't believe the vile trolls itt

You gave your word, now put the photo of Seb binning it into the OP.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Khablam posted:

We should all celebrate our most recent race-winner OP.


Max always considers himself a race winner because he's white.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BWV posted:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be driven into by men with cars. Who's gonna do it? You? You, SAS poster? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Senna and you curse Frank Williams. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Senna's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to crash into that wall. You need me in that wall. We use words like mongoloid, r*t*rd, mega. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very safety cars that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a wheel and drive a car. Either way, I don't give a *drat* what you think you are entitled to!

Add to the OP pls.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the corona quid posted:

The M1 MacBook Pro owns btw I hope you all are aware how insanely good this laptop is

Can I use it to play Crusader Kings OP?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ilmucche posted:

Aside from he fact that Hamilton was always going win both the WCC and WDC on his own this season was pretty exciting.

I'm willing to say it: f1 in 2020 was pretty good

A very #Blessed season OP.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This Dickeater Meatspin seems like a real jerk.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

are you saying jos is a good lad

:vince:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Rest In Piss
Dickeater Meatspin
He never scored
(consensually that is)

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Azza Bamboo posted:

Watching old races makes me appreciate how much the camerawork and telemetry has come on since 1981. The commentator is carrying this.

Imagine if it was Crofty commentating.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

track day bro! posted:

all the british posters itt voted for brexit and want to kiss big nige farage on the lips

I voted against, because David Cameron is that rarest of things, a bad English lad who doesn't mean well at all, and I thought he'd gently caress the whole thing up.

But just LMAO if you don't think the EU are a bunch of corrupt and fraudulent unaccountable neolibs.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the corona quid posted:

Lmao yeah no. The EU owns.

The EU is what would happen if the FIA were given the power to make laws OP.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Obviously fake. The real Max would have tried to smash through the wall.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

And Grosjean would have successfully gone through the wall

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can we call him by his proper name please?

For the last time it's Dickeater Meatspin.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think I've worked out how to deal with the Meatspin problem.

Is there any way we can trick him into driving a car designed by Colin Chapman?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Happy christmas you bunch of fraudulent binmen.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ethanol posted:

Lewis is the greatest

:lewis:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Azza Bamboo posted:

I don't know what's worse. The fact there are "race queens" or the fact they don't want to kiss Lauda's cheek when they kiss everyone else's.

They sound very fraudulent OP, you wouldn't get such behaviour from good honest grid girls.

#BringBackGridGirls

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#StillIArise
:lewis:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MazeOfTzeentch posted:

get in there Sir Lewis

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Do they make routers in cast iron?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spaceblancmange posted:

Fernando couldn't even win the 15th split of the iRacing Daytona 24h. What a has been. lol

The 2nd most fraudulent WDC since Jacques Villeneuve (#1 is Dicko Drossberg, obvs)

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Theophany posted:

I really hope it ends up being to F1 what Driven was to CART.

Nothing will ever reach the heights of The Art of Driving in the Rain.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is Trentham Sleaves based on Joe's Award or is there some other Journo that he's meant to be?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tsaedje posted:

Nosferatoupée
:bisonyes:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

Lewis would still win the WDC, hth

Very #Blessed OP

:lewis:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bradburypancakes posted:

As a vegan, Lewis does have a good track record of destroying vegetables

:perfect:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#Blessed
:lewis:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zedd posted:

Maybe get some proper bikelanes and infrastructure.
We Dutchies fixes this problem ages ago, we haven't found a fix for walls yet though.

What happens when the cyclist is too smooth brained to use the perfectly good cycle lane 6 feet to their left and decides instead to get in the way of people who aren't cretinous enough to commute to work on a children's toy.

Ban bikes for anybody over the age of 12 imo.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Glad he's okay, #KeepFightingFernando

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Theophany posted:

Failnando Badlolslow

Failnando Albonslow (because he's as slow as Albon)

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FAUXTON posted:

they're lame chips for bad people

it's even worse if you call them crisps

Nobody calls them crisps OP, crisps are made from potato. Doritos are tortilla chips, hth.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Thanks Ants posted:

Max likes to help disassemble his car on a race weekend as well

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ostentatious posted:

Hope Checo beats Max tbh

Then Horner dumps Max like he's a pregnant wife.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CancerCakes posted:

Wurst thread, should I get a big green egg?

Does it come with ham?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think Max is good OP, and yet he also deliberately drives into walls on a regular basis. Why? Does he derive some kind of pleasure from it? Is it a sex thing?

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jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fumble posted:

Its also weired how they have such a hard on for tracks built on WW2 airfields, but gloss over the war crimes carried out from there.

Just Lmao if you think bombing the poo poo out of Nazis and their families is a warcrime.

#BomberHarrisDidNothingWrong

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