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when I found out Willy Wonka was sexually abusing the Oompa Loompas.
peoplemanagement.co.uk posted:"What’s more, their devotion to their tyrannical boss and apparent cheeriness suggests they may be displaying symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome. “It has echoes of domestic and sexual abuse, in human trafficking and political oppression,” says Tumelty, suggesting HR may wish to audit worker wellbeing as a first step to avoiding tribunal claims. " |
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Welcome to the candy shop
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Dec 14, 2020 22:08
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Willy Wonka had released a statement saying that he has always respected Oompa Loompas and he has several Oompa Loompa friends
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for most oompas at the time, it was either work in the candy factory where they could stay fed and get to sing and dance or go into the chocolate mines and be crushed by gumball boulders in the dark
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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that is one dark chocolate factory.
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Dec 15, 2020 01:11
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"Did you get a golden ticket?"
"No, just a note that says TRAPPED IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"
"Oh that Willy Wonka, he's so eccentric and whimsical!" (both laugh)
(meanwhile, in the squalid Oompa Loompa barracks)
"Why isn't this working?!"
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Welcome to the candy shop
that is one dark chocolate factory.
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Dec 15, 2020 03:22
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- Prurient Squid
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So Slugworth is the good guy. He hires union card holders and maintains a healthy work life balance for his workers but is peturbed by the dark rumours he about the Wonka factory.
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hard to believe the guy luring kids into his candy factory and killing them is a sex pest
lmao
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Dec 15, 2020 07:31
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Maybe the Oompa Loompas are the oppressors, and Willy Wonka is their captive. His eccentric manner and erratic behaviour are a cry for help he scarcely knows how to make because he has been trapped in there with them, by them, his entire life.
Think about it. Would you buy candy from that squad of shady orange weirdos? They needed a human spokesperson. They probably conceived the original "golden ticket" as a means to kidnap a child and mold them into the ideal (or their twisted version of ideal) corporate figurehead. Wonka only acts so crazy because he knows they're looking for his replacement and he needs to find a way out that doesn't involve being boiled in chocolate.
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The snozberries taste like tears
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The snozberries taste like tears
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we are the music makers, and we are the reamers... dreamers!
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Staring uncomfortably at an Oompa Loompa with one really wide nostril while Wonka talks about snozzwangers
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