- Prurient Squid
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i dunno, Godzilla or something?
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the full extent of santa's powers are still poorly understood by the public
 
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Dec 21, 2020 21:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Maybe he can't do it alone so he has to call in a few old favors and bring in the whole squad. Chris Cringle, Sinterklaas in his mitre - Krampus.
Also I was just thinking that Santa Claus is an echo of ancient winter solstice rituals and Gozilla is a metaphor for nuclear energy which people used to think might cover the atmosphere to dust leading to an endless winter. So I guess what I'm saying is that this conflict was always brewing and just needed that little kick to get it started.
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Dec 21, 2020 22:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Santa could give Godzilla a present and it's a black hole in a box or something. Also as thinks get hairy then you keep going back further and furth to ever more ancient rituals with Dionysus and Mithras getting in on the action. It just gets more and more hectic and hosed.
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Dec 21, 2020 22:13
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
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santa isnt real so godzilla would win
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Dec 22, 2020 00:01
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- Stoner Sloth
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i dunno, Godzilla or something?
santa clearly has the speed advantage but not sure that he has any weaponry that will hurt godzilla
i think this one comes down to whether santa's sleigh can dodge nuclear beams long enough to tire the big guy out and based on lots of depictions of santa's sleigh crashing this seems unlikely
my take is that santa gets vaporized by nuclear fire op
   
       
  
 
   
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Dec 22, 2020 03:59
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Are we talking about Golden Age Santa, or that 90's Rob Leifeld bullshit where he's like a time-traveling cyborg with psychic powers or some such nonsense?
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Dec 22, 2020 04:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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If we gave Santa time travel we'd have to give it to Gojira too and we'd end up with a time war. So I don't know how that would work but It'd be pretty spectacular.
Also, sorry to say but Santa was always a cyborg even going back to the association of with St Nicholas. The Vatican covered it up because we're not ready for the machine gospel yet.
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Dec 22, 2020 06:40
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
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but godzilla is a parent too, wouldn't they join him/her?
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Dec 22, 2020 11:38
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Threatening to put someone on the naughty list seems to be a powerful tactic. It worked against the villain from Frosty so maybe it would work here?
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Dec 22, 2020 14:55
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- Escape From Noise
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Pretty sure Lobo defeated Santa in his Paramilitary Christmas Special.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Dec 22, 2020
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