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Conan the Barbarian was my father's name! Haha! No problem! It's not like I bring my broadsword with me everywhere I go. That's just something I take out on the weekends to swing around. Sometimes with the kids. They're always supervised when they do it though. The wife and I discussed it and decided we'd like them to keep in touch with their barbarian roots, but we don't want to push it on them. They can make their own decisions about that when they're older.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Dec 23, 2020
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May 12, 2024 16:51
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- Yinlock
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that embarrassing moment when your dad shouts "I WILL NOT PERMIT SORCERY IN THIS HOUSE" at the dinner table
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Dec 23, 2020 09:46
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- google THIS
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Dad's playing lamentations of women at full blast and singing along, I'm like OMG Dad the window's down!
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Dec 23, 2020 15:23
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- Finger Prince
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I like your podcast, Conan.
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Dec 23, 2020 16:29
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- FutonForensic
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my father taught me that true strength comes from the power to choose one's own destiny. choose your own destiny, by commissioning me to draw your furry voresona, $15 holiday special
 
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Dec 24, 2020 06:55
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- Finger Prince
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Conan always mentions how he was the middle child of a family of seven, growing up in Massachusetts, but you never see them or hear from them.
It's because they were all slain in the vicious attack by Thulsa Doom.
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Dec 24, 2020 13:47
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Emaciated administrative staff in ragged loincloths chanting Conan's name and demanding he be crowned CEO, because he struck a blow for justice by destroying the server bank with his broadsword and screaming "ENOUGH OF THIS FOUL SORCERY!" after the G-Suite crashed for like the 100th time during company-wide training.
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Dec 24, 2020 17:51
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- Prof. Crocodile
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CEO: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan the Branch Manager: "To crush inefficiencies, to drive shareholder value, and to hear the lamentations of the losers in the company softball tournament."
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Dec 25, 2020 15:59
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- Finger Prince
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CEO: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan the Branch Manager: "To crush inefficiencies, to drive shareholder value, and to hear the lamentations of the losers in the company softball tournament."
Sales manager: "cocaine, a fast car, rolex at your wrist, and the wind in your hair."
CEO: "wrong!... But your numbers are outstanding so I'll allow it."
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Dec 25, 2020 16:47
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- Khanstant
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Conan from TV vs Conan from Muscles
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Dec 25, 2020 17:21
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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actually it's pronounced "k'naan" haha, don't worry, common mistake 
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Dec 26, 2020 03:36
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- Escape From Noise
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Sonia? Man. Haven't thought about her in years! I hope she's doing well, though.
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