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A balldo but it lets you play cartridges from all your favorite gaming systems.
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balldo connected to the IoT imagine having your balldo hacked
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May 11, 2022 16:54
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A balldo but it also has an atomic clock. Thus irradiating your balls.
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May 11, 2022 16:54
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Balldo 2: Electric Ballgasm Ooh!
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May 11, 2022 17:04
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A balldo but it simulates you and your partner actually enjoying sex with each other.
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May 11, 2022 17:09
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A balldo but really it's just a Glade air freshener for your stinky smelly ballsack.
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May 11, 2022 17:09
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Literally A Person posted:A balldo but it simulates you and your partner actually enjoying sex with each other. So like sex in Demolition Man, except the helmet goes on your balls?
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May 11, 2022 17:10
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I have my doubts that anyone using the BALLDO said, “This is great, but you know what would make it better? VIBRATION!”
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May 11, 2022 17:34
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Literally A Person posted:A balldo but it lets you play cartridges from all your favorite gaming systems. This is inaccurate. The turbografx core is still hosed up but Rick from Balldo says they're working on patches. for your balls
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May 11, 2022 17:37
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The legs of the balldo, and of course the tip
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May 11, 2022 17:44
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Zil posted:We never expected the Balldo 2.0 to happen, but here it comes. Ballgasms...but at what price?! Man wasn't meant to bust a nut busting their nuts
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May 11, 2022 17:47
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balldo 3.0 comes with a ball heater, it definitely* won't set your balls on fire! * probably
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May 11, 2022 17:48
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 balldo 3.0 it gently caress my own rear end and it sucks my own dick because im way too fat to do it myself
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May 11, 2022 18:04
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I want to hear more about Hetero and Gay applications
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May 11, 2022 18:56
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A Strange Aeon posted:I want to hear more about Hetero and Gay applications I can't imagine what it's like inserting a balldo into an rear end I can't imagine what it's like inserting a vibrating balldo into an rear end HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
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May 11, 2022 19:24
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It seems like it would be difficult to insert an already vibrating balldo into an rear end. Seems like you would want to turn it on after it is in.
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May 11, 2022 19:30
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I can't imagine what it's like inserting a balldo into an rear end your imagination doesn't go far enough
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May 11, 2022 20:38
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Once again Boogie in Your Butt predicts the future. https://youtu.be/07P538K83iU
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May 11, 2022 20:40
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drat I didn't know there was a market for a testicular torsion engine
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May 12, 2022 01:25
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Zil posted:We never expected the Balldo 2.0 to happen, but here it cums.
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May 12, 2022 02:58
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Vibration creates the long theorized Super Ballgasm.
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May 12, 2022 03:03
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Balldo Co. will keep developing and selling new supercharged version Balldos until they run out of customers their devices haven't already killed.
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May 12, 2022 06:25
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finally read reviews on this thing. some guy on vice said he made his gf bleed and another women's blog said her boyfriend came in 3 seconds immediately after insertion and she got no pleasure just lmao
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teen phone cutie posted:finally read reviews on this thing. some guy on vice said he made his gf bleed and another women's blog said her boyfriend came in 3 seconds immediately after insertion and she got no pleasure Sounds like a pretty standard sexual encounter in my experience
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May 12, 2022 07:00
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Shageletic posted:The legs of the balldo, and of course the tip
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May 12, 2022 09:08
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Knormal posted:I really don't like the phrase "the legs of the balldo". Makes me picture it walking around. You're telling me you don't want a walking balldo
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Balldo already causes Earth shattering ballgasms, but with the vibrating technology increasing the power, can we survive? With Earth be torn asunder?
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Escape From Noise posted:Will Earth be torn asunder? No, but your balls will.
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May 12, 2022 12:31
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BigBadSteve posted:No, but your balls will. Not to veer too far off into engineer-chat, but given the anchoring point at the top of the Balldo and the encapsulation of scrotal tissue therein I'd expect the perineum to tear first.
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May 12, 2022 16:04
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help, my balldo ripped me open at the seam
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May 12, 2022 16:11
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help, I've ballen and I can't get up
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May 12, 2022 18:34
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RavenousScoot posted:help, I've ballen and I can't get up heh
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Imagine being a vibrating balldo beta tester and it rips your scrotum Like ouch!
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May 13, 2022 01:50
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Imagine being a vibrating balldo beta tester and it rips your scrotum Yes, Seth. Welcome to the thread.
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May 13, 2022 02:24
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Imagine being a vibrating balldo beta tester and it rips your scrotum So imagine I’m just like every other balldo user?
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RavenousScoot posted:help, I've ballen and I can't get up
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RavenousScoot posted:help, I've ballen and I can't get up New thread title IMHO
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May 13, 2022 06:22
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Seth Pecksniff posted:balldo connected to the IoT Balldo API accessible by exclusive partnership with StarCitizen.
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Holy poo poo, I saw it in the wild
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