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why are we doing manual labor like "shoveling" to remove snow its almost the year of are lord 2021 we have electronic cigarettes and other various technology to improve everything but im supposed to grab a stick with a piece of plastic on it to shoveL? manual labor? what am i a medieval peasant? drat anywhere heres a new patent pending idea for snow removing. a heating element mounted in a metal dish, mounted on a stick (see figure 1), used to melt the snow and easily clear your sidewalk(s) of dastardly snow figure 1:  anyone have any other ideas on how we can use technology to solve this great dilemma of our winters? (dont say climate change)
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a roof for your driveway
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Dec 27, 2020 04:46
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Hook up your sprinkler system to your water heater it's loving homeowner 101 poo poo noob
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A driveway made of cast iron radiators. Edit: this is pretty cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maSHH8njU8A bossy lady fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Dec 27, 2020 |
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Dec 27, 2020 05:03
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A great deal of piss. Perhaps if your toilet was just a piss catcher going to a pipe that lead to a sprinkler.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:03
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light + farts = small flamethrower
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhrszIY-Do
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honestly dude, you have to work for stuff not everything can be solved with technology like waving a fairy wand to make all your chores disappear. what you gotta do is grow some balls from the snow and stack them one on top of another one on top of another one. do you have twigs in that driveway of yours? good, cause you’re gonna need two pretty sturdy ones that you’ll insert into the second ball. do you bbq ever? good, grab two pierces of charcoal and insert them into the top ball. if you’re wearing a button up which by the quality of your post I’m gonna guess you are: remove one button and insert it below the charcoal. these last three steps are very important and it helps if you’re a specific kind of person: find a hat, fedora or ball cap whatever and place it on top of the top ball. get a pipe, any kind of pipe will do, pack it with tobacco or herb of your choice til it’s completely full. You’re gonna insert that into your top ball below the button. you’re going to need to speak some words of power into your ball thing. I can’t be more specific but I know they enjoy being sung to. After that your creature should be animated, move around, smoke the pipe (important: DO NOT LIGHT THE PIPE - the snow thing will just suck it and be satisfied. If you light the pipe your snow thing will die and you’ll have to start all over again) at this point if you provide your creature with a shovel it should begin shoveling snow from your driveway. the only danger is that it will attempt to form other lesser snow things which is fine but they have a habit of wandering off to cause havoc unless properly contained on your property. good luck and remember fire can kill them
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Dec 27, 2020 05:15
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Snow Mats™ !!!
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Schweinhund posted:Snow Mats™ !!! holy crap that's actually good
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Does clearing your walk/driveway with a flamethrower work beyond removing snow? Does it just melt the snow to a point where it just turns to water, making it more of a hazard? Or does it evaporate enough snow to leave a dry path?
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Dec 27, 2020 05:24
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100% turns your poo poo into an ice rink
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I made some improvements to the concept. 
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ante posted:100% turns your poo poo into an ice rink I came to post this what are you crazy do you live in Hawaii??
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Dec 27, 2020 05:31
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Build a sun
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Linux Pirate posted:Does clearing your walk/driveway with a flamethrower work beyond removing snow? Does it just melt the snow to a point where it just turns to water, making it more of a hazard? Or does it evaporate enough snow to leave a dry path? Ice. But you can deal with ice with a thin layer of sand and/or salt. So it could still work out as long as melting the snow is the first step and not the only step.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:44
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it's called a snowblower OP. wtf
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The solution is called children.
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my foolish gf shovels the driveway. i am wise and know that it will melt on our east facing driveway
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Linux Pirate posted:Does clearing your walk/driveway with a flamethrower work beyond removing snow? Does it just melt the snow to a point where it just turns to water, making it more of a hazard? Or does it evaporate enough snow to leave a dry path? I think it would melt and evaporate the snow but you'd probably need like 100 gallons of fuel to do your driveway.
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Tilt your property up at a 45 angle, so that all the snow slides onto your neighbor's.
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Dec 27, 2020 06:34
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Home Depot has a driveway snow torch but it looks slow as hell: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bare-Ground-BareBlaster-Propane-Ice-Torch-BB-100/202025224 Now this guy has the right idea:
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Dec 27, 2020 06:41
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bossy lady posted:A driveway made of cast iron radiators. https://www.bobvila.com/articles/heated-driveway/ Alternatively pay someone with a snow plow or buy a snow blower.
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Dec 27, 2020 06:52
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Pretty sure you can buy (or probably DIY) a set of wires that generate a slight current, raising the temperature of the pavement just above freezing. It'll keep snow from accumulating, but you're still boned if you get a night or a week or hell, a month in some certain hellscape places, where it snows multiple feet.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:00
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Stand in your driveway punching and kicking each snowflake before it hits the ground.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:04
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A driveway that spins lengthwise. There's no snow on the other side you idiot. You moron.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:25
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Fun fact: this guy also tried to deep fry a whole cow a la aqua teen hunger force. He got the tank from his uncle Burp.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:35
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They arrested him for possession of livestock because he was frying a cow? He even clearly explained, "I know me a butcher.” That is some bullshit.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:39
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Waiting for spring always works for me.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:39
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This is why I keep hundreds of jars of my own piss on heating elements at all times from November to March
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Dec 27, 2020 07:44
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Where
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Dec 27, 2020 07:49
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Build a fence all the way to the street OP. gently caress those entitled bitches in your neighborhood that want a clean sidewalk to walk on. Make them walk in the street!
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Dec 27, 2020 07:52
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salt the earth
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Dec 27, 2020 09:09
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Dynamite in sufficient quantities, op
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laser eyes
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500 years of industrialization
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Cover your driveway with small gauge railroad tracks and take up an interest in building those train plows to whatever scale you choose. I dunno big enough to drive so like those small ones for kids they have at fixed amusement parks but not like... County fair bullshit I dunno I'm not a loving train weirdo you loving train weirdo. Also another train catalog came you want it?
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Forage for turds and just sort of pave it over with the turds.
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